My new pleasure in life in trolling Omegle. Post your exploits here.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: heyy



You: sorry, had to finish.

You: I'm good now.

You: sup?

Stranger: nothing. finish what?

You: you know...

You: *wink wink*

Stranger: uh, no i dont

You: I'll give you a hint, it starts with an M and ends in asturbating

Stranger: OH

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey
wanna cyber?

You: sure

You: asl?

Stranger: 20/m/ny

You: 57, M, Honduras

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: horny?

You: be gentle, it's my first time.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Roflmfao.

Lawl "it starts whit M and ends whit asturbating" lol

I love omegle <3 used it quite long time already mvahahaa :3

that first chat was AWESOME XD lol'd like 10 minutes without breaks

lol Novi that made me lol irl thanks xx

You: Hiya
Stranger: hey
You: Be right back, feeding my donkeys
Stranger: ok
Stranger: siktir

What.

You: hi

Stranger: hi,baby

Stranger: whats upp?

You: Not a lot

You: I'm pretty horny actually

Stranger: im not

Stranger: :P

Stranger: are you a guy?

You: A sheman

Your conversational partner has disconnected

This stuff is hilarious.
This one was interesting as well:
You: Hello there

Stranger: hey

You: Wanna of those people who just want my asl?

You: You better not be

You: one of*

Stranger: no lolll

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: name
You: soo-li
Stranger: where are you from
You: china
Stranger: m or f
You: i come to america so learn english
Stranger: oh i see
Stranger: m or f you
You: not understanding
Stranger: m means male f means female
You: yes.
Stranger: m or f
You: i is female
Stranger: ?
Stranger: how old
You: name soo - li
You: 31
Stranger: 天呀你语法错误真多
Stranger: i is female

Stranger: 应该是 i am female
You: sorry for english
Stranger: not understand 是 do not understand understand是 动词

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: FUCK YOU!
Stranger: h
Stranger: cao
Stranger: sb
Stranger: fuck your mother
You: STOP TYPING FAGGOT!
Stranger: SB
Stranger: your mother is sb
Stranger: sun of bicht
Stranger: sun of bichtsun of bichtsun of bichtsun of bichtsun of bicht
You: YOUR MOTHERS A TRANSEXUAL WHORE!
Stranger: sun of bichtsun of bichtsun of bichtsun of bichtsun of bichtsun of bichtsun of bichtsun of bichtsun of bichtsun of bichtsun of bicht
Stranger: your mother si going to die
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

and...
Stranger: HI.Where are u from?
You: alaska
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That made lol.

OK... So I did a fail-troll, but ye, I managed to disc him/her:
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
You: cyber?
Stranger: depends on your gender
You: 56/m/LA
Stranger: lol
Stranger: grandpa
Stranger: I m 16
You: How did you know i'm your gandpa?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.