ES Recruitment Drive
Originally Posted by Stickicide View Post
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: asl
You: ?
Stranger: from?
You: USA
You: you?
Stranger: Israel
You: DURKA DURKA BOOOM
You have disconnected.

lol stick what is DURKA DURKA BOOOOOOM XD
Comedy Movie in America
Team America World Police
Durka Durka is what the arabics say
Boom is exploding

EDIT: New Convo
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 5 things you're wearing, go
You: I'm not wearin anything
Stranger:
Stranger: why not man
You: I'm having "me" time
You: you know
Stranger: I read u
You: I wouldn't
You: I'm naked
You: Ah shit!
Stranger:
You: Semen all over the keyboard
You: njow alll the keysa arer stickinng togeter
You: fyuckk brbb
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Last edited by Stickicide; Oct 16, 2009 at 09:05 PM.
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Bump for great justice.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI
You: hey
Stranger: WHATS UP
You: OH NOT THAT MUCH
Stranger: STANGER DANGER!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: JK
You: I JUST WOKE UP RECENTLY
Stranger: ME 2
You: what timezone?
Stranger: I LIVE IN FL
You: i live in ontario
Stranger: KOOOOL
Stranger: WNNA FUCK?
You: IT DEPENDS
You: are you a chick
Stranger: ASL
Stranger: YEAH I AMM
You: 15/M/Canada
You: you?
Stranger: 16 F FL
You: I walk up to you, slowly unzipping my pants
Stranger: HOW LONG R U
You: 6''
Stranger: Gets on knees
You: I take down my boxers
Stranger: puts ur dick in my moutj
Stranger: mouth
You: FFHFUGHS
You: I came
Stranger: throat fuck mee
You: I have premature ejactualtion issues
You: I think I can solve this
Stranger: well keep cuming in my mouth
You: turn around
Stranger: turns around
You: bend down
Stranger: bends over
You: And take my fist into your ass, bitch! Yeah, take it! TAKE IT! The more you scream, the more I know you like it! FUCK YEAH BITCH.
Stranger: o hell im not a bitch u cunt!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[T] ~~~~~> [Tigma] <~~~~~ [Sigma]
You should totally join my fanclub.
Thought I'd dig this thread up since Omegle has now implemented a spy feature. It asks two people a question, and you get to see their banter.

4 + 2 ( 2 x 4 ) First one to get it wins!



4 + 2 ( 2 x 4 ) First one to get it wins!



4 + 2 ( 2 x 4 ) First one to get it wins!

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5+3(4x2) First one to get it wins!



5+3(4x2) First one to get it wins!

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It seems omegle people lack them math skills.
★★★★★
[Sigma] [ORMO] [OLDA] [OSHI] [a]lly
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: what is seventeen plus twenty minus twenty
You: seventeen
Stranger: okay then.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[19:39] <Birdflu> I'm just sad that I can't give myself one
[19:39] <Birdflu> I'd have a great time