^-Rotfolizing xD haha
Also lol at alaska thing xD


ROFL FAIL

What is so scary about BloodRayne 2 ?

Lawl 2 :

USA !

I posted this in wibbles a while ago... worth a repost, maybe.

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You: would you like some candy?

You: it's right over here in my van....

You: Why don't you come take a look?

You: C'mon, don't be a pussy.  I'm totally legit.

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: Mr silent
You: hello
You: what coontry are you from?
Stranger: aus
Stranger: u?
You: austria?
Stranger: australia
Stranger: u?
You: austria
Stranger: cool
Stranger: hw old r u?
You: i am 23
Stranger: cool
Stranger: same age
Stranger: m or f?
You: do you like the niteclubs?
You: m
Stranger: yea
Stranger: once in a while i like going there
Stranger: u?
You: yah
You: i love the niteclubs
You: i go there with my boys
Stranger: with ur boys
Stranger: u mean ur frnds?
You: yes
You: we go there in our leather and have good time
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You: hello

Stranger: hi

Stranger: where you from?

You: usa

Stranger: oh me too.

You: how old are u?

Stranger: like what city are you from ?

Stranger: and im 18

You: im from manhattan

Stranger: oh im from near there\

Stranger: you know monticello?

You: nope

Stranger: its near oneonta

You: k

Stranger: do you know where that is ?

You: not really :O

Stranger: k well im at my dada house right now thats in greenwich

You: cool

Stranger: you obviously know where that is right ? :P

You: duh

Stranger: lol, how old are you though ?

You: 70

Stranger: oh

Stranger: im actually 14 btw

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Stranger: hey i am male 21 from italy, U?

You: im feamale 70 from italy :D

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Caps lock, ftw.

 
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You: HI

You: TALK TO ME

You: I AM COMPLETELY NORMAL

You: WELL ROUNDED IN SOCIAL ACTIVITIES

You: WE CAN BE FRIENDS

You: DO YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND?

You: I DON'T THINK YOU DO

You: YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME GO CRAZY AGAIN

You: AND SKIN ANOTHER BABY

You: YOU DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN, DO YOU?

Stranger: hello

You: IT'S ABOUT TIME

Stranger: for wat

You: LOVEMAKING

You: TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS

Stranger: m/f?

You: EH, LETS SAY 'BOTH'

You: IT'S COMPLICATED

You: MY SURGERY IS SCHEDULED FOR THE 5TH

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Stranger: asl
Stranger: hi
You: 23 / m / austria
You: hi
You: :}
Stranger: 19 f uk
Stranger: so how r u??
You: i am ok
You: how about you?
Stranger: i m good
Stranger: so do u hav anything interesting to say
You: yah
You: do you like the niteclubs?
You: you should come to austria
You: we have many boys here
Stranger: yaa a lot
You: are you there?
Stranger: hw large is your cock
You: i like to compare to my fist
Stranger: wht colour is it
You: it is white
You: brown sometimes
You: ya?
You: ;)
Stranger: r u a virgin
You: I said it is brown sometimes
Stranger: u r boring
You: i am not virgin
You: you english women, you cannot take hints
You: or cocks
Stranger: eat my shit and mix it with my cum.....you slimy piece of trash
You: our cocks, they are large!
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You: Can I smear poo on your back?
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Stranger: selamın aleykum

You: what?

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You: hi, can i fuck you?



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Stranger: hi

You: OSUP? CAN YOU MAEK ME A BLOW JOB?

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Stranger: A wild abra appears!
You: WTF? GTFO of here!
Stranger: Oh no! The pokemon broke free!
You: Yarr!
Stranger: A wild abra used teleport!
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You: asl
Stranger: china fuck
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Stranger: Sand nigger?
You: asl
You: autria
You: austria
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