no, also

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: ME FUCK YOU TONIGHT :D

Stranger: asl

You: ME FUCK YOU TONIGHT :D

You: ME FUCK YOU TONIGHT :D

You: ME FUCK YOU TONIGHT :D

You: ME FUCK YOU TONIGHT :D

You: ME FUCK YOU TONIGHT :D

You: ME FUCK YOU TONIGHT :D

Stranger: f or m

You: m

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: 'ello

Stranger: hi

You: asl?

Stranger: 21,f,Turkey

You: 80/m/Tunisia

You: im a porn films producer

You: want to make a filmЛ

You: ?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.




Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: ello

Stranger: Hey 

You: asl?

Stranger: im a guy,,,

Stranger: disconnect?

You: im a woman

Stranger: ooo

You: so, no problem, chocolate bar :D


Stranger: its always guys looking to talk to girls

Stranger: chocolare bar?

You: want to know what im doin?

Stranger: hmm?

You: also, where are my fingers?

Stranger: where?

You: in my vagina >:\

You: wasnt it obvious? u bastard?

Stranger: relax im gay

Stranger: lol

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I LOVE YOU
You: so do i
You: let us make out
You: i wish you would come to austria to me and make out
Stranger: I'm from France =(
Stranger: Austria it's too far...
You: m / f?
Stranger: M
Stranger: and u ?
You: M
You: i wish to make out
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: I'm gay !
You: let us make out then
You: mmmmmmmmm
You: you are so oily
Stranger: ohhhh yeaaaaaaaaaaah
Stranger: DESTROY MY ASS
You: i shall use my cock and fist
Stranger: oh yeah
You: i do hope you are not too loose
Stranger: You want some vaseline ?
You: i want to use kerosene
You: is more pleasurable
Stranger: KEROSENE ?
You: I smoke
Stranger: uhh
Stranger: A little more ^^'
You: ungh
You: you had steak for breakfast, didn't you?
You: i can feel the gristle
You: do not fall asleep!
You: my chloroform is weak
You: it should only make you happy
You: bitch!
You: do not make me choke you!
You: respond to me!
Stranger: I...
Stranger: I smell shit
You: I feel your shit
You: you are a naughty boy
You: eating all this junk food
You: i shall have to remove it
Stranger: ohh yeaah
Stranger: scatophily <3
You: i do not understand
You: your shit is blocking my ear
Stranger: Continue ! lick my ass bitch !
You: no, you will shut up now
Stranger: fuck ! =(
You: i am Stein, you are my boy slave
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

THIS GUY WAS FUCKING RETARD

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello

Stranger: Hey

You: asl?

Stranger: 21 m fl

You: fl?

You: finland?

Stranger: Florida, USA

You: oh

You: cool

You: im 18/f/california

Stranger: Sweet

Stranger: Your not horny are ya?

You: want to know where my fingers are?

You: ofc i am :D

Stranger: Like the last 5 people I met were 

You: want to know where my fingers are?

Stranger: Where are they

You: try to guess

You: >:\

Stranger: In your nose?

You: no

You: IN MAH VAGINA :D

You: WASNT IT OBVIOUS?


Stranger: Some rich guys pocket?

Stranger: Pretty cool I guess

You: want to fuck me up?

You: i can blow job u *winks*

Stranger: Nope, just want to talk

You: aww, im hungry for sex D:

Stranger: Can't see you being able to do any of that anyways, living across the US

You: stfu, and fuck me, bitch

Stranger: Yeah, just don't feel like it

You: are u retarded or something?

Stranger: What you up to?

You: http://looksmile.com/wp-content/uplo...1/hotchick.bmp

You: this is me

You: still dont want to sex?

Stranger: No not really

You: im up for hardcore sex babeh :D

Stranger: How is that going to work anyways 
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Fuck, I love this one.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ................................ ..........................._,-~"ЏЏ"~-,
.................................................. ................__„-~"ЏЏ:::,-~~-,_::::"-
.................................................. ..........„~"Џ::::::::::::::":::::::::::::::::
.................................................. .__„„„-"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,
..........................................__-~"::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::~-,
..........................._______~"___-~":::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :: :::::::::::"-,
......................,~"::::::::::::::ЏЏ::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,: |
....................:/:::::::::::::::::__-~":::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~":'\'-,:||:|\::|
...................,'::::::::,-~~"~"_::',::|::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::,~ ''-,::',"-\::'':":::::::|:|/
..............._,-'"~----":::/,~"Џ"-:|::|::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,~":'-,;;'-';;;;;;;;;;;,-':::|/
............,-'::::::::::::::::'-\~"OЏ_/::,'::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-',:'-,:|::";;;;;;;;;;;;,-':'-,:
............|:::::::::::::::::-,_'~'::::,-'::,':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-''-,'-,';;';;;;;;;;;;;;;,-':::'\-,|''
............|::,-~"::::::::::::::"~~":::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~''-,|:"'";;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'Џ::'-,:',\|
.........../::/::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,„-~"Џ\'-,|;''-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'--,:-|
........./::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;'-';;;;',/;\/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-,|::-,:|\|..\|
......./:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-~'''("-,\:::|\:|::''
......,':::::::,'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :,-'/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,--'::::::/"~'
.....,'::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,„-~"::|;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'::::::::,'::::/
..../:::::::::|:::::::::::::„---~~""ЏЏЏ::',:::::,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,'::::::::::: |_,-'
..,'::::::::::::",:,-~"Џ::::::::"-,::::::::::|:::/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,':::::::|::::,'
./:::::::::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::|ЏЏЏ"""~-,~,_/::::::::,':::/ --- ARE YOU A GIRL?!
:::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::|:: : : : : : |: : \::::::::/:/
:::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::"-'::: : : : : : |: : ::::::|::|\
:::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::: :::: : : : : : \: : : |:::::|::|;;\
::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::::/|\ ,: : : : : : : |::::,'/|::::|
:::::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::"-,_:::::::::|:/|,: : : : : : : |::: |'-,/|:::|
::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::::::::::::::"~-,_:::"-,/|/\::::::::::: \::: \"-/|::|
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,__:::::::::::',"-,:::"_|/\:|\: : : : \:":/|\|
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_:::::::::"~/_:|:|\: : : '-,\::"::,'\
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"-,_:'-,::::::::"-,|:||\,-, : '-,\:::|-'-„
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::,-,'"-:"~,:::::"/_/::|-/\--';;\:::/: ||\-,
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :/...'-,::::::"~„::::"-,/_:|:/\:/|/|/|_/:|
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |......"-,::::::::"~-:::::""~~~"Џ:::|
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |........."-,_:::::::::::::::::::::::::/
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: .............."~--„_____„„-~~"
You: fucking classic
Stranger: FUCK YOU
Stranger: ABRA FLEES
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: ................................ ..........................._,-~"ЏЏ"~-,
.................................................. ................__„-~"ЏЏ:::,-~~-,_::::"-
.................................................. ..........„~"Џ::::::::::::::":::::::::::::::::
.................................................. .__„„„-"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,
..........................................__-~"::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::~-,
..........................._______~"___-~":::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :: :::::::::::"-,
......................,~"::::::::::::::ЏЏ::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,: |
....................:/:::::::::::::::::__-~":::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~":'\'-,:||:|\::|
...................,'::::::::,-~~"~"_::',::|::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::,~ ''-,::',"-\::'':":::::::|:|/
..............._,-'"~----":::/,~"Џ"-:|::|::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,~":'-,;;'-';;;;;;;;;;;,-':::|/
............,-'::::::::::::::::'-\~"OЏ_/::,'::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-',:'-,:|::";;;;;;;;;;;;,-':'-,:
............|:::::::::::::::::-,_'~'::::,-'::,':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-''-,'-,';;';;;;;;;;;;;;;,-':::'\-,|''
............|::,-~"::::::::::::::"~~":::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~''-,|:"'";;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'Џ::'-,:',\|
.........../::/::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,„-~"Џ\'-,|;''-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'--,:-|
........./::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;'-';;;;',/;\/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-,|::-,:|\|..\|
......./:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-~'''("-,\:::|\:|::''
......,':::::::,'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :,-'/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,--'::::::/"~'
.....,'::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,„-~"::|;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'::::::::,'::::/
..../:::::::::|:::::::::::::„---~~""ЏЏЏ::',:::::,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,'::::::::::: |_,-'
..,'::::::::::::",:,-~"Џ::::::::"-,::::::::::|:::/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,':::::::|::::,'
./:::::::::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::|ЏЏЏ"""~-,~,_/::::::::,':::/ --- ARE YOU A GIRL?!
:::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::|:: : : : : : |: : \::::::::/:/
:::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::"-'::: : : : : : |: : ::::::|::|\
:::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::: :::: : : : : : \: : : |:::::|::|;;\
::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::::/|\ ,: : : : : : : |::::,'/|::::|
:::::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::"-,_:::::::::|:/|,: : : : : : : |::: |'-,/|:::|
::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::::::::::::::"~-,_:::"-,/|/\::::::::::: \::: \"-/|::|
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,__:::::::::::',"-,:::"_|/\:|\: : : : \:":/|\|
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_:::::::::"~/_:|:|\: : : '-,\::"::,'\
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"-,_:'-,::::::::"-,|:||\,-, : '-,\:::|-'-„
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::,-,'"-:"~,:::::"/_/::|-/\--';;\:::/: ||\-,
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :/...'-,::::::"~„::::"-,/_:|:/\:/|/|/|_/:|
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |......"-,::::::::"~-:::::""~~~"Џ:::|
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |........."-,_:::::::::::::::::::::::::/
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: .............."~--„_____„„-~~"

Stranger: hi

You: ................................ ..........................._,-~"ЏЏ"~-,
.................................................. ................__„-~"ЏЏ:::,-~~-,_::::"-
.................................................. ..........„~"Џ::::::::::::::":::::::::::::::::
.................................................. .__„„„-"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,
..........................................__-~"::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::~-,
..........................._______~"___-~":::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :: :::::::::::"-,
......................,~"::::::::::::::ЏЏ::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,: |
....................:/:::::::::::::::::__-~":::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~":'\'-,:||:|\::|
...................,'::::::::,-~~"~"_::',::|::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::,~ ''-,::',"-\::'':":::::::|:|/
..............._,-'"~----":::/,~"Џ"-:|::|::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,~":'-,;;'-';;;;;;;;;;;,-':::|/
............,-'::::::::::::::::'-\~"OЏ_/::,'::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-',:'-,:|::";;;;;;;;;;;;,-':'-,:
............|:::::::::::::::::-,_'~'::::,-'::,':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-''-,'-,';;';;;;;;;;;;;;;,-':::'\-,|''
............|::,-~"::::::::::::::"~~":::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~''-,|:"'";;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'Џ::'-,:',\|
.........../::/::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,„-~"Џ\'-,|;''-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'--,:-|
........./::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;'-';;;;',/;\/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-,|::-,:|\|..\|
......./:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-~'''("-,\:::|\:|::''
......,':::::::,'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :,-'/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,--'::::::/"~'
.....,'::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,„-~"::|;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'::::::::,'::::/
..../:::::::::|:::::::::::::„---~~""ЏЏЏ::',:::::,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,'::::::::::: |_,-'
..,'::::::::::::",:,-~"Џ::::::::"-,::::::::::|:::/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,':::::::|::::,'
./:::::::::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::|ЏЏЏ"""~-,~,_/::::::::,':::/ --- ARE YOU A GIRL?!
:::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::|:: : : : : : |: : \::::::::/:/
:::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::"-'::: : : : : : |: : ::::::|::|\
:::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::: :::: : : : : : \: : : |:::::|::|;;\
::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::::/|\ ,: : : : : : : |::::,'/|::::|
:::::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::"-,_:::::::::|:/|,: : : : : : : |::: |'-,/|:::|
::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::::::::::::::"~-,_:::"-,/|/\::::::::::: \::: \"-/|::|
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,__:::::::::::',"-,:::"_|/\:|\: : : : \:":/|\|
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_:::::::::"~/_:|:|\: : : '-,\::"::,'\
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"-,_:'-,::::::::"-,|:||\,-, : '-,\:::|-'-„
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::,-,'"-:"~,:::::"/_/::|-/\--';;\:::/: ||\-,
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :/...'-,::::::"~„::::"-,/_:|:/\:/|/|/|_/:|
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |......"-,::::::::"~-:::::""~~~"Џ:::|
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |........."-,_:::::::::::::::::::::::::/
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: .............."~--„_____„„-~~"

Stranger: yes

You: KEWL

You: I WANT TO SEX YOU UP BITCH

You: WHERE DO U LIVE?

Stranger: cool. i like this...

Stranger: germany

You: me 2

You: adress?

You: so i can go meet you?

Stranger: then you can speak german or not??

You: no, but i can buy an airplane ticket to there

Your conversational partner has disconnected

I failed this troll, but it was wierd talking to her anyway. I tried to find spots where I could troll.
And: Long conversation is long.

Removed it. Findin another
Here:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Hello
Stranger: how are you?
You: I'm fine, just mastrubating.
Stranger: cool
You: Is it? I'm a guy
Stranger: im a girl

;o

Stranger: hi

You: Hi

Stranger: im tired, entertain me

You: Ever heard of rimming

Stranger: yes

You: it's useful when you're bored
Your conversational partner has just disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: hey
You: asl?
Stranger: 16 girl usa
Stranger: you?
You: 18 m usa
Stranger: cool. which state?
You: montana
You: how about you?
Stranger: cali
You: oh nice
You: we should hook up sometime
Stranger: hahah
You:
Stranger: anything you wanna talk abt?
You: sure
You: politics ;o
You: I hate niggers
You: and chinks
Stranger: oh, do you. why?
You: they killed my uncle
You:
Stranger: I'm sorry.
You: not really
Stranger: ...
You: ...
You: your silence is pleasing to me
Stranger: so. anything INTERESTING that you wanna talk abt.
You: PENIS
Stranger: really, why?
You: i adore mine
Stranger: oh you're that kind of guy
Stranger: ;)
You: i swing both ways
You: little variety
You: i don't really hate asian and black people
Stranger: good !
You: just irish people
Stranger: hahah
You: i'm also not in the USA
Stranger: what else did you lie abt.
Stranger:
You: i'm straight
Stranger: well.
You: enough about me
You: what about you?
Stranger: well, first
Stranger: I hate u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: asl?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: 14,f, sweden, and you?
You: 18 m aus
Stranger: okey
You: is it cold there?
Stranger: haha no, not now
You: it is here
Stranger: it is?
You: yeah
Stranger: not nice
You: i have my cat here to keep me warm
Stranger: aaw, thats nice
You: her anus fits nice and tight on my rod
You: very warm
Stranger: haha XD
You: amazing
Stranger: yeah sure
You: no, it's amazing that you haven't disconnected yet
Stranger: haha okey, why?
You: you're a dirty girl
Stranger: ofc ;)
You: let's get it on
Stranger: sure
You: you go first
Stranger: no, you
You: my finger is all wet
You: where do you want it?
You: or how about my tongue?
Stranger: thats nice ;)
You: but where, tho?
Stranger: hmm, were do you wanna put it?
You: I wanna kiss you
You: then i WILL FIST YOU HARD, YOU FUCKING CUNT, EAT IT, WHORE! EAT MY FIST LIKE IT'S A HAM FROM THE OVEN!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I laughed so hard writing that one.