Toribash
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Cheer me up
Ah yes I'm ego broken and need a nice laugh and thought why not when I thought of the idea so

500 tc for anyone who makes me laugh in any way 2k for a awesome LOL

oh and 5k to who can guess the name of whom crushed my ego
Long joke but the ending is quite funny, im not sure how the rules are on here so i tried to keep it quite clean

The Pharmacist

A girl asks her boyfriend, to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announced to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the counter, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms hed like to buy: a 3-pack, 10-pack, or a family pack. Im really going to give it to this girl, the boy tells the pharmacist. I intend to go for hours and hours. The pharmacist, with a laugh, suggests the family pack, saying the boy will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meet his girlfriend at the door. Oh Im so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girls parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer with his head down. 10 minutes passes and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend finally leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, I had no idea you were this religious. The boy turns, and whispers back, I had no idea your father was a pharmacist





Crushed your ego? I would say Delaid or Hector. Lmao
It was me right?
And Laugh vvv

[10:17][10:50] <diskimage> Where can I find the Toribash license?
A zebra spent his whole life wondering if he was white or black. He eventually died and went to heaven. When he reached the Pearly Gates, he asked St. Peter: "Am I white or black?" "I don't know" St. Peter replied; "You'll have to ask God that." So the zebra asked God if he was white or black. "You are what you are," God replied. The zebra returned to St. Peter and told him what God had said. "In that case, you're white" says the Saint. "How do you know?" "If you were black, God would've told you 'You is what you is'".


Extra points for racism and sterotypes?
How to complain in style: GG, Mahulk.