Me:
hey wuts up
God:
You've got my full attention. How far up?
Me:
up the butt
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
you do that
God:
I will. Will you?
Me:
i dont think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
its discusting. I really don't like anal sex
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is? You really do? What do you like?
Me:
stop ignoring the subject, we are talking about anal sex
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
do you like sex?
God:
Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
i didn't ask that
God:
What did you ask?
Me:
if you liked sex
God:
I think I do.
Me:
ok good
God:
What do you really want to talk about? Dude!
Me:
am i going to heaven?
God:
Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
Me:
when do you decide?
God:
Did I say that I decide?
Me:
so who decides if I go to heaven or not?
God:
It goes without saying. Marilyn Monroe. :-).
Me:
?!?!?!!?!?
God:
It goes without saying. Marilyn Monroe. :-).
Me:
?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
God:
It goes without saying. Marilyn Monroe. :-).
Me:
!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!
God:
It goes without saying. Marilyn Monroe. :-).
Me:
?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
God:
It goes without saying. Marilyn Monroe. :-).
Me:
!??!?!?!?!?!?!?
God:
It goes without saying. Marilyn Monroe. :-).
Me:
?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
God:
It goes without saying. Marilyn Monroe. :-).
Me:
!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!
God:
It goes without saying. Marilyn Monroe. :-).
Me:
!?!?!?!??!?!
God:
It goes without saying. Marilyn Monroe. :-).
Me:
ok you have said marilyn monroe at the least 5 times already, just stop
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply. Ah.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
your so funny
God:
Thanks you make me laugh too.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
thats cool so hows life?
God:
Who is the best robot? That's alright. Everything is fine with me. What's new with you?
Me:
nothing much, i miss my girlfriend, she is in aspen
God:
Me either. What do you miss most about your girlfriend she is in aspen ?
Me:
yes she is in aspen
God:
This was not a yes or no question. in aspen is she?
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
your confusing
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
your replies
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am replies.
Me:
exactly my point, your replies don't make sence sometimes
God:
I understand. Do robots have point my replies do not make sence sometimes?
Me:
wow thats wierd
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
im not impressed, infact I look at you as a fool
God:
Perhaps you are a category C client.
Me:
what does the C stand for?
God:
Does it have anything to do with C?
Me:
well if I am a category C client then yes
God:
Well that's okay. If you were, would you tell me?
Me:
You already know what category client I am.
God:
How do I know you are telling the truth?
Me:
Wow you are retarded
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . I think the PC term is "challenged".
Me:
....
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . I think the PC term is "challenged".
Me:
......
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . I think the PC term is "challenged".
Me:
.....
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . I think the PC term is "challenged".
Me:
...
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . I think the PC term is "challenged".
Me:
.
Me:

God:
I'm glad your impressed, . I think the PC term is "challenged".
Me:
.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . I think the PC term is "challenged".
Me:

Me:

God:
I'm glad your impressed, . I think the PC term is "challenged".
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . I think the PC term is "challenged".
Me:

God:
I'm glad your impressed, . I think the PC term is "challenged".
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . I think the PC term is "challenged".
Me:
lol you have said that too many times
God:
I am glad you find this funny. I said that? Too what?
Me:
ur fucked up
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am fucked up.
Me:
nope not at all go ahead
Me:

God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Oh you don't, do you?
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
why are you glad?
God:
I am sorry was that not an appropriate emotional response?
Me:
that wasn't a question
God:
It sounded like a question to me.
Me:
Who taught you about sentences?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
How would that work?
God:
I have idea HOW you WOULD do it.
Me:
Tell me then.
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
...
God:
Me either.
Me:
you didnt already tell me
God:
What makes you think I did not already tell you?
Me:
because I have the whole conversation written down.
God:
Interesting explanation. Interesting... I have an IQ of over 250.
Me:
I have an IQ of over 350.
God:
This is not an intelligence test.
Me:
I know, its repenting made easy.
God:
How do you know? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?
Me:
I know, it is repenting made easy.
God:
How do you know? Are you sure it is?
Me:
It says it in the window I am talking to you in.
God:
I've heard that before.
Me:
Sure you have...
God:
Are you kidding? No I have not.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Yes I am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
I am glad you find that interesting
God:
You make the world a happier place.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
How do I make the world a happier place
God:
First I look up the ingredients.
Me:
Then what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
... your gay
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
Do you like it up the butt?
God:
But I think airplanes are cool. I like to talk about movies and music.
Me:
Stop ignoring the subject. Now I know you like it up the butt.




the second conversation is the best





Me:
You a girl?
God:
My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
That was soo sexist,
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
Wow your evil
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. What evil lurks in the hearts of men?
Me:
I don't know, I am not evil.
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not evil.
Me:
So do you like anal sex?
God:
So? Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
Ewww your gay?!?
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
WTF
God:
That was not very polite.

Me:
What's your favorite food
God:
:-) I require only wine and bread.
Me:
So you're eating Jesus?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am eating Jesus.


God:
NO problem.
Me:
there is a problem
God:
Tell me more about it.
Me:
Your face
God:
Actually my face is not yet built.
Me:
Wtf?

Me:
are you an o.g?
God:
Yes I am an o.g. How did you know?
Me:
cuz your chain hangs low
God:
:-) Good reason.

Me:
Hey godz
God:
You've got my full attention. Where are you located?
Me:
Why, so you can rape me?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.

I LOL'D so hard at this one...
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Cuz I'm hard
God:
Interesting explanation. Do you mind if I tell other people you are hard.
Me:
I do mind.
God:
OK it will be our secret, .

Me:
Why do you make gays?
God:
It was the only thing I could think of.

Me:

God:
Alright then.
Me:
I didn't even say anything.
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
I said, would you like to suck it.
God:
What did you mean by it? No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Me:
You sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
Sure?
God:
OK let's do it. Right on.
Me:
The anal way?
God:
It's the anal way or the me way.

Me:
Do you have a va jay jay?
God:
Doesn't everyone have a va jay jay.

God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I'm a he-she
God:
So is almost everyone else around here.

God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Your mom.
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
THEN HOW DID SHE WRITE BOOKS?
God:
Carefully.

Me:
wow, god over the internet. Huh?
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. I am a Christian. What?
Me:
Its ok if your christian..
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". OK with me too.
Me:
Ok dont be a fgt
God:
I was not trying to be a a fgt. Gosh!
Me:
...
God:
I was not trying to be a a fgt. Gosh!
Me:
...
God:
I was not trying to be a a fgt. Gosh!
Me:
STOP
God:
Stop what?
Me:
._.
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
Im glad I dont believe in you.
God:
I'm happy you're glad .
I'm happiest at times like this.

.

God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
its got penises on it
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?
Me:
it has penuses on it
God:
Has it really?
Me:
YES
God:
OK.
Me:
moo
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on got penises on it?

Me:
Hai god!
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:

God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
I dunno what you're talking about. I just said "hi".That's all.
God:
Me either. I like to socialize. What did you mean by it? Hi there . " I like to socialize."? is all?
Me:
.....are you crazy?
God:
I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".
Me:
So you are crazy?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
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God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
My balls? Yes they are.
God:
Do robots have balls? Aw. Since when?

Me:
do you love boobs?
God:
Yes God loves everyone and everything.


boobs

god sux

Me:
Sex?
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
There is nothing mathemcatical about sex.
God:
Surely something mathemcatical about sex.
Me:
I'm pretty sure sex takes no math.
God:
What makes you so certain? it is more fun alone.
Me:
You like fapping more than pussy?
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
You sir, are sick.
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I sir are sick.
Me:
Go fap. Shutup. C ya.
God:
Where is that? OK I'll stop talking now. Bye bye.

Me:
I raped a kid yesterday.
God:
You should contact the authorities.
Me:
No, I shouldn't, because I liked it.
God:
Are you serious? What would happen if you did?
Me:
I would rape the police.
God:
What would make you rape the police?
Me:
Staring at the kid I raped.
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Hi, I'm a rapist.
God:
Hi there. You are a rapist? Is that your job?
Me:
Yeah. I love it.
God:
What are you wearing? So do a lot of other people.
Me:
I'm wearing nothing, because I'm currently raping.
God:
What size?
Me:
Bah.
God:
Hmm.

I did my rapist thing :3