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Jaxonia's Rap Battle Thread
Hello

Hello poets and rappers.

If you are viewing this thread, I assume you are here to have a rap battle.

Feel free to challenge anyone in this thread, whether it be me, or someone else who has posted in the thread.

Note: Raps can and will be offensive. If you do not care for these things, please leave.

Let the games begin.
I'm just gamin' man
Yo yo yo
You are a potato
And you never go to the mall
Cause your weener is small

... *drops mic*

i am a bird now - Lil B

*Picks up said dropped mic*
Oh I see you bring that weak shit back me?
Heh are you even above the age three dawg?
But anyway there's a new boy in a town
Check that again before you slingling my name around
Rapping? No this ain't no game
Some can't handle this shit like when people puss out over rain
It seems my time may be up but remember that it still ain't over and I'll bring the pain right back
It's KnightNight!
*Drops mic and walks away*
Hey kids you wanna see a dead body?
Yoyoyo, i'll take a shit in your basement.
An i won't clean it up cuz ur kinda racist.
And yo mama stink, she sorta smell like cabbage.
And is prolly a diabetic because of all that baggage.
Yeah, man, yo, i'll take your lunch money,
And something related to that, that's kinda punny.
I'm all outta rhymes and im all out of time.
Time to commit crimes and pay those fines.
this thread already exists elsewhere

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