Clan Story:
One day, in the land of Bash, A feirce basher, Narutowned, and his friend, Mr. 1337, were off, on a long mission to save the prince, Makaveli, who is trapped in a tower, with guards, dragons, and one evil basher-slayer at th top, in the prince's room, and going to decap him in 24 hours!
"We must hurry! It's a 12 hour walk from the village, to the castle!" said Narutowned,
"Yeah... But I gotta GO!" said Mr. 1337.
"But you were supposed to go before we left!"
"Oh, it's ok, I'm ok. Let's go. *slosh* *squish* *squish*"
"Yeah! And f we complete this, We get dubbed to be memers of [Anbu]!" Said Narutowned. And so, Narutowned, and Mr. 1337, get set out on their misson, to find the prince Makaveli.
After 2 hours of walking...
"There's the castle!" Said Mr. 1337,
"But i thought that it was 12 hours away, not 2... lol, Oh well..." Said Narutowned.
Narutowned, and Mr. 1337 set out into the castle. At the front, there was 2 guards, standing by the doors. Narutowned flicked his wrist, and his hand turned black! Directly after, he punched them in the head, and the heads went FLYING!
"what the..." questionned Mr. 1337,
"it's called the instagib. we all have it, just flick a part of your body, and if it turns black, it's instagib time!"replied Narutowned
"ok..." finished Mr. 1337
And so, they carried on to the top of the castle. When they reached the stairs, to go to the room carrying the prince, 2 dragons popped out from the wall! They blend into their environnment, like a chamelion! So Mr. 1337 whipped out his giant battleaxe, and Narutowned pulled out his giant fist, and they both flicked their wrists, and their weapons turned black!
"It's instgib time..." Narutowned, and Mr. 1337 said in unison, "let's go to work."
There wre axe's and fists all over the place. the fight was over in 5 minutes!
The door creaked open, and the duo said,
"that was easy."
As they walked into the room, they saw the basher-slayer.
He was huge! (and reeked of pee...)
So the duo set into battle! the did the same thing they did in the previous battle, aulthough, he didn't go down! The duo ran out of the door, and went into a huddle position.
hunched over, Narutowned said "ok, here's the plan. we go into super instagib, jump, and extend knees and DECAP HIM! To go into super instagib, you must extend knees, rotate right lumbar, and left rotate chest. then, your body will glow red, and black. so then jump, and extend knees, and SUPERD DECAP!"
Mr. 1337 replied, with an accepting nod, and so they did, and they decapped him.
5 Hours Later...
"Thank you, for retreiving my son, and so i dub thee, Narutowned, to be fro now on, known as, [Anbu]Narutowned!, and thee, [Anbu]Mr. 1337!" said the king.
And that is the origin of [Anbu].
(note: Mr. 1337 is not part of [Anbu], he is the leader of [Arson], but he may join if he would like. *hint* hint*)
I WILL pay the 50k toricreits. (not sure when)
Last edited by narutowned; Jan 21, 2008 at 11:51 PM.