“The first thing you have to know is yourself.
A man who knows himself can step outside himself and watch his own reactions like an observer.”
~Adam Smith
"Wanting to reform the world without discovering one's true self is like trying to cover the world with leather to avoid the pain of walking on stones and thorns.
It is much simpler to wear shoes."
~Ramana Maharshi
"To know thyself is the beginning of wisdom."
~Socrates
"When I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry.
I mean, I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
~Mariah Carey
GOALS
[x] Be one
[x] Be many
[ ] Get official
MEMBERS
Konatai
Kotanai
Nokatai
Notakai
Tokanai
Tonakai
HOW TO APPLY
We are a close-knit group of friends who consider each other as equals. We have strict guidelines and tests held behind the scenes to see if people are worthy. If you want to keep your hopes up, you will not ask about these tests.
But we are lenient. We have made this simple form for you to fill, if you want to make us aware of you.
Fill this form
Name:
Occupation:
Hobbies:
Skills:
Stats:
Recommendations:
Belt:
Post count:
Qi amount:
TC amount:
Most valuable item:
Most recent fight:
Previous clan:
Next clan:
Address:
Staff position:
RuneScape skill levels:
Singing abilities:
Time of your most recent meal:
RuneScape account name and password:
Credit card number and security number:
Steam account name and password:
The date of the next apocalypse:
Willingness to letting the feast begin and partake:
ALLIES
Knowing who your friends are is important. We want to be friends with as many people as possible. Thus we open our arms to all.
Current allies
No one
ENEMIES
As mentioned before, we want to be friends with as many people as possible. It was thus with great displeasure that we made this part, but sometimes some people just don't get along.
Current enemies
Format: Clan name (reason for being enemies)
Advanture (this isn't an RPG)
Aron (overreacting to the new activity rules like lmao)
All Stsrs (lame)
Alpah (try hards)
Bleu (noobs)
Catlyst (dead)
Cramy Horse Moths (no sense of humor)
Damnwd (krymnash)
Desolatte (they put their activity level into their name lmao)
Donät Kill My Viebe (no-lives)
Suck (keel over already gramps)
Elotr (cringey)
Evol (not a real old clan)
Evoslution (try-hards)
fl1w (snake)
Frosr (dead and no-name)
Haxk (pidoras)
Jidden (another lame one-letter tag)
I s, (Kyure)
Indinite (huashuahsuhasu)
Jilly Roger (brushu sucks)
Midnigt (can't do their clan page right)
Nutri (fuken dead)
Obeu (too fuken crowded)
Perrot (pissssss)
Pirates (comic sans, also dead)
fd (kurwa)
Rrd (noobs)
RelaxAl (dead)
Rick (gavno)
Saont (dead)
Siku (weeaboo)
8t9 (try-hards and dead)
TeamFurl Scouts (pedophiles)
Tle Lastg Legion (too many staff)
Raps Are Not Gay (degenerates)
Trobe (super lame after being taken over)
Indead (alguem br)
UDDR (tripa loski)
Victor (literally who)
QAPOE (fucking lame-ass name)
Yank (unofficial)
Irigin (supports EA)
Pomps (perverts)
Nigthrmae (cringe)
The Kind of whatever TEKKEN (name too long)
Vengance (probably don't even know The Count of Monte Cristo lmao)
and every other official clan that I can't bother to search
ACHIEVEMENTS
- Has a member who has been a GameKeeper, GameMaster, SMod, Admin, Ninja, and who is now a member of ES and is a legend -
- The only clan in existence that has single-minded members, who all consider each other equal and of similar worth -
- Despite not being active in-game, still being the most unique clan -
- Knows oneself -