Not at all Pulse.
Even bear is forbidden in Iran.
Every kind of drink which contains alcohol is forbidden.
A usual bottle of bear (big as much as a cola) costs 18$ here.
Its expensive, and un rule xD
I'd have already committed suicide if i lived in Iran.
Or perhaps i'd have moved to Russia, wherever the party is.
Guy 1: Oh man, you came, I thought you said you had diarrhea.
Guy 2: Awh dude I did, but now it's GONEorrhea.
*ha ha ha ha ha ha*
Guy 1: Wait what?
Guy 2: I have gonorrhea
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Yeah because your idea of funny is a group of people beating the shit out of someone then tearing his eyes out and fucking him in the eye sockets.
You don't appreciate true humour.