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Well I had this virus known as "PQLMQ".
Pretty much makes all of you processes stop working, eventually the computer can only start in safe mode.
It's quite a wierd trojan.




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Haha some funny viruses here :]

mine was a phony antivirus. It was like anitspyware 2007 or something. Another one made my screen go black so I had to restart. I eventually dled a real one, ran it in safe mode, and god rid of the fake.
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Ugh... Where to start, where to start?
My grandparents saw the phony anti-virus. They freaked out cos it was 'INFECTED'.
So they downloaded. Then they blame me. And my games.
Oh! My grandfather also tried to chat to a real doctor.
Saved him in the nick of time.
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i had a virus that delete Windows folder.
The guy who created it was a REAL Nub.

Originally Posted by Happy Day.exe
del cwindows\*.exe
del cwindows\*.ini

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My friend got this one virus, it was a dialup virus.

It dials the most expensive numbers and uses that as your internet connection. (BUT, the internet is slowed down, it almost takes 30 minutes to load the homepage, Reason it's slowed. is because it literally opens 30 internet explorer pages and each page is flooded with porn ads.)

if thats not enough trouble for you, it takes over your UAC, and administator rights. Plants its own files in the registry. Basically you have to reformat. It has numerous dll's in the sys32 folder and it's well hidden. Err, ill try to remember the name.

ALSO: Here's the good side. it forced him to buy a new computer, better then mine :v

How he got it: he tried to torrent numerous games from a site that probably know one has heard of, and he watches alot of pr0n ;o
Last edited by fistfury; Jan 3, 2010 at 03:51 AM.
"Can't see California with Marlon Brando's eyes"

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"She isn't real.... Can't make her real"
the worst was on my laptop. i didnt notice because it was already so slow, but then some screen with a wierd name froze on my screen so i searched the computer for it. then it freaked out and pretty much raped my hard drive
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I once got the "LOL OGM U HAEV 478 TORJANS PLZ BUY DIS PRODUKT TO FIX DA PROBELM AND B SAFE!!"

I seriously over reacted and was scared to go on the computer ever again..

Until I was brave enough to google..
"Can't see California with Marlon Brando's eyes"

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"She isn't real.... Can't make her real"
My virus told me about my virus, then it prompted me to reset all my settings. Next it made every letter on my keyboard a shortcut key. I got rid of it on accident.

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Anyone ever gotten the virus that makes porn pop ups flash every time you turn on you computer?

A friend at school told me he had it.
at school me and my friends infected every computer in our classroom with a virus it was just one of those popup ones though.
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