So, I was standing around in class when a classmate comes by, and I was in his way.
He looks at me, and says; "Oh my god, what is this hideous troll doing in my way?"
Knowing that he came from a poor family, and since it was all in good fun, I replied,
"I thought of making a poor joke, but I don't think you can afford it."

That's heartless :| I like it xD

Is this kinda allowed?
You should add what is allowed or not in the first post.

Hahahahaha!
Loved that one.

Oh and I love this one:

That's....

Actually true... It's like going on a game as a pretty female avatar. Guys give you free items and shit.

...No, I don't know from experience...

...Or just going in a bar and showing off your tits so you get free shots...

...No, I don't know from experience...

You're gross.

You should be in jail for that post.

Guilty as charged.