When Chuck Norris walks, The Earth moves, Not him.

CN stands faster than you run.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Chak Norris defines love as unwillingness to kill. If All of you are still alive, it - because Chak Norris loves you.
Chak Norris has two modes: to go and kill.
Space exists, because it is afraid to be on the same planet with Chak Norris
Chak Norris's tears treat a cancer. But it so is abrupt, that never cries
The basic part of export of Chak Norris - sufferings
Chac can win wall in ping pong
i know many jokes

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Some people say they can kill 2 birds with 1 stone. Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.

Chuck Norrs can win a game of Connect 4 in 1 turn.

Chak killed 4 birds with 1/2 stone
you think that 1/2 stone its lie?
there birds thaught it too

KiTFoX killed this post with 1/15 of a stone.

his name isn't chak, btw.

Chuck Norris can kill 1 stone with 2 birds.

Chuck Norris lost to Mr. T at a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. As a retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism.

Chuck Norris has all the pokemon.
Once chuck norris looked up at a plane, pointed at it with his finger and said BOOM and it blew up.
They wanted to carve chuck norris's face in mount rushmore, but the granite wasn't strong enough for his beard

FOF: It's Chuck Norris collected all 150 pokemon in 2.7 seconds. (Old one)

Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's (bleep)ing beef.

Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.