I would first off find a remote town with at least a police station or some sort of Local Enforcement, just something that had loads of good guns, then just hold out there and fight until i get infected, then i'd have all the powers a (true) zombie would have! 
Then i'd go eat people :>
Then i'd go eat people :>
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Zombies? Nah...
World War III would be more effective.
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Taking out the fact that science is a big troll, we have to consider that a zombie apocalypse would not be noticed in the first weeks, due to obvious reasons.
So imagine if you were at home, watching television in your couch, then all of sudden zombies, lots of them, punching your door desperately trying to eat your flesh...result = You're dead.
Now let's do it again, you're walking in the street, alone, around midnight, and there's a horde(not necessarily, just 8 or 10) zombies roaming you, you don't know that they are zombies, because probably they're not yet in state of decay, smelling? Yeah, probably a beggar, you think. You have no idea of what is going on, and you try to avoid them(C'mon, it's midnight), suddenly you get surrounded. You can miraculously escape without a bite and go home(see above) or run to a police station(wich wouldn't be a good idea either. Quick explanation = ammo and noise)
Oh, and by the way, we wouldn't even know what type of disease it would be, so it could be very contagious or not contagious at all.
Tl;dr : We would be caught offguard.
World War III would be more effective.
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Taking out the fact that science is a big troll, we have to consider that a zombie apocalypse would not be noticed in the first weeks, due to obvious reasons.
So imagine if you were at home, watching television in your couch, then all of sudden zombies, lots of them, punching your door desperately trying to eat your flesh...result = You're dead.
Now let's do it again, you're walking in the street, alone, around midnight, and there's a horde(not necessarily, just 8 or 10) zombies roaming you, you don't know that they are zombies, because probably they're not yet in state of decay, smelling? Yeah, probably a beggar, you think. You have no idea of what is going on, and you try to avoid them(C'mon, it's midnight), suddenly you get surrounded. You can miraculously escape without a bite and go home(see above) or run to a police station(wich wouldn't be a good idea either. Quick explanation = ammo and noise)
Oh, and by the way, we wouldn't even know what type of disease it would be, so it could be very contagious or not contagious at all.
Tl;dr : We would be caught offguard.
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Spend it with my friends and family that are still alive.I would get a lot of swords. REAL zombies cannot feel pain as their brain does not function properly, so I would just chop everything up. I would try to take them to some type of store, where there is food to last us for a while. When the food runs out, we steal, until all of us die.
If I am the last person alive in the world, I would just give up and jump on to the zombie horde for me to become infected. This way, if the disease clears out, I will be saved and would (hopefully) continue my normal life.
If I am the last person alive in the world, I would just give up and jump on to the zombie horde for me to become infected. This way, if the disease clears out, I will be saved and would (hopefully) continue my normal life.
