Toribash
Originally Posted by Thorn View Post
How old is your sister?


Originally Posted by Zalmoxis View Post
What kind of sandwich will you make me later on?

These two.
Ask her "wanna know why they call me shafty longstockings?"
if she says no just be like, fine you have cooties anyways.
i created the ??? emoji
like a lighter bitch we ignit
What's your passion in life? That gets her super interested.

And then later on ask for skype sex.
Alternatively,

Look at her with a confused/slightly angry look.
"Why the fuck aren't you in the kitchen?"
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sed Evici Amor
Originally Posted by Thorn View Post
Alternatively,

Look at her with a confused/slightly angry look.
"Why the fuck aren't you in the kitchen?"


I don't think he said that they meet outside the kitchen though.
Try this

trololololololol

What size bra do u wear?
have you ever masturbaited?

garunteed winners ^ everytime
I swag as a fat person's belly swaggeth as he goeth.