I drew goat as requested.
This is Vladimir Goatin (Владимир Гоатин). He's cool because he has a super funky grey name, as opposed to the peasants with the red names under Goatin's "communist" regime. He also told me he does something with items, I don't really understand his accent though.
Pretty sure the goat in his post and the one in his signature are his different forms. He's an actor, he's proficient in disguise.
the goatest