What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Toribash Esports Division, and I've been involved in numerous secret duels on Alpha, and I have over 300 confirmed wins. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top shoveler in the entire [re] armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Aeon and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in no-grab combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the highly competitive toribash mods and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the forum, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
