Hi, I think it would be fun if we worked together to make the best story in Toribash history.

Here's how it works,
The person above you writes what they want, and you continue it.

Make it funny, VERY FUNNY.
Enjoy!
MAKE THE STORY MAKE SENSE.
Max is 5 posts please
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Here, I'll start.

Once a man went to......

Once a man went to 'Merika, cuz freedom

and then headed to the grocery to buy a banana and a condom to insert inside his asshole

when suddenly, a shady looking character crossed the road seeking $10,000

But then the man remembered how a beggar killed his mother in 1992 so he raped him to death.

This man was buried in a ditch in Florida, far far away from his home.

Because he had every single contagious disease known to man so it was too risky bury him somewhere with a population we liked.

10 minutes after the tragic death, a woman

Was found laying with a moose in the bed of her husband

while she was drinking her coffee