I lied, it is clickbait. Now my question. How the hell do I go from Junior Member to Member in forums?!?

the default usertitle is determined by your post count:
0 - 29 Posts - Junior Member
30 - 499 Posts - Member
500 - 1499 Posts - Senior Member
1500 - 2499 Posts - Forumite
2500 - 3499 Posts - ub3r
3500 - 4499 Posts - Raconteur
4500 - 5999 Posts - Chatterbox
6000 - 9000 Posts - Elitist
9001+ Posts - Flagrant Meme

you can also buy a custom usertitle text from the shop: http://forum.toribash.com/tori_usertitle.php

Moved to more fitting board