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Old Mar 27, 2019   #1
GOLEM
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Golem III :: Return of the Golem


GOLEM COME BACK TO SMASH TINY THING!!!






IF TINY THING TOUCH HEAD TINY THING WIN, IF GOLEM SQUASH TINY HUMAN BODY HUMAN LOSE! SPLAT!


THE SERVER WILL ALWAYS BE BROADCASTED
3 DISMEMBERS AND YOU LOSE, GET DECAPPED AND YOU'RE OUT UNTIL THE NEXT SERVER IS MADE
TOUCH GOLEM'S HEAD WITH HANDS OR FEET TO TRIGGER WIN
NO SKEETS, GOLEM GETS ANGRY WHEN HUMANS PLAY DIRTY
PERSON TO BE DECAPPED THE MOST AT THE END OF THE EVENT WILL BE BANNED FOR 1 DAY
MOD IS E_GOLEM, GOLEM_VS_UKE.TBM AND ES_GOLEM.TBM


1x FOR EVERY WIN
1x FOR EVERYTIME TINY THING MAKE GOLEM LAUGH
1x FOR MOST WINS IN 1 SERVER


+ + 8x FOR THOSE WITH THE MOST WINS

+ + 5x FOR THE RUNNERS UP



4 WEEKS AFTER EVENT START
HUMAN DO THE MATH GOLEM NO DO SILLY THINGS



Winners



Decapped


Last edited by Typhon; Apr 29, 2019 at 03:09 AM..
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Old Mar 27, 2019   #2
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I'm excited for this!
I got jokes all day for ya bud so get ready to hear them when you host ;-;
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Old Mar 27, 2019   #3
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wow, this will be cool
got some jokes
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Old Mar 27, 2019   #4
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"1x FOR EVERYTIME TINY THING MAKE GOLEM LAUGH"

can we just /em jokes and get like 20 st
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Old Mar 27, 2019   #5
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im a funny guy so you know i guess this is my event
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Old Mar 27, 2019   #6
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Golem doesn't find human jokes funny, more so killing humans in amusing ways, my guess is that would be your best bet in making him laugh
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Old Mar 27, 2019   #7
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Originally Posted by neko View Post
Golem doesn't find human jokes funny, more so killing humans in amusing ways, my guess is that would be your best bet in making him laugh

i think u forgot to sign into the golem account
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Old Mar 27, 2019   #8
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Originally Posted by Rose View Post
i think u forgot to sign into the golem account

Why wouldn't Neko be allowed to make comments about Golem?
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Old Mar 28, 2019   #9
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fyre got this all he has to do is join the server and the golem will laugh at his mere existence.
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Old Mar 28, 2019   #10
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O this one again

*satisfied*
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