Please rephrase.

As in race, religion, sexual preference or anything users may find offence friendly. But yeah, that is nasty.

heres a yo mama joke:

yo mamas so fat that her bellybutton has an echo!

What does an eagle and a mole have in common?

joke: whos the off topic mascot?

I have another joke!


Why was the old man climbing a telephone pole, while he has a backpack full of bananas?

heres a good one
Yo moma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing out :P

Yo momma so stupid, she puts lipstick on her head so she can "make up" her mind
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A guy walks into a bar, and is asked "why the long face?" he replies "there aren't many good jokes in this thread..."

Yo moma so small she can sit on a dime and swing her legs :O

Can't we all?

/ontopic

There were three guys in a forest.
Then they were being attacked by cannibals.
The cannibals said that they wouldn't eat them if they bring back 10 of the same fruit.
So the three guys go into the forest to get the fruit.
The first guy comes back with 10 apples.
Then the cannibals say, "Now the second thing you have to do is shove them up your a$$ without changing the expression on your face."
So the guy shoves the first apple up his a$$ and then whinces. So the cannibals eat him.
Then the second guy comes back with 10 berries.
Then the cannibals say, "Now the second thing you have to do is shove them up your a$$ without changing the expression on your face."
So the guy shoves 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8... then starts to laugh. So the cannibals eat him.
Then in heaven, the first guy says to the second guy, "Why did you laugh?! You almost had it!" Then the second guy says, "I saw the other guy coming with pineapples!"