This has never been done before o.o (i think)

Inspired by the good energy of our friend (i don't remember his name, Bloodymarch), we will post stuff about ourselves and share our cheers and aches with our fine brotherhood!
The objective of this thread is to strengthen our bond throughout comunication and good advices. We'll ALL get to post as much as we want about ourselves, and then we'll discuss.

Who wants to start? Give us all on you, one by one.

We all like pie. We should start a pie eating contest.

I had to kill my cat.
I burned my arm really bad a week ago.
I drink a lot.
I play the saxophone, piano, guitar, trombone (kinda), and sing (kinda).
I write music.
I play video games.
I learn programming languages when I have free time.
I like swimming.
I live by a lot of lakes.
I smoke cigarettes.
I smoked weed.
I don't smoke weed anymore.
I don't have a car or a license, though I probably should.
I was kicked out of my house when I was 16 years old.
I am poor.
I have no job, and it's my fault.
I just recently graduated high school.
I'm a terrible cook.
I have many friends, and they confide in me, but there are few that I confide in myself.
My friend owes me infinite cigarettes because I did a year's worth of work for him overnight so he would graduate.
I hate manual labor and I'm extremely untidy, but I like when things look neat.
I hate taking orders, but I'm great at giving them.
I love dogs and hate cats, but I've never had a dog and I've had two cats.
I have a little brother and a little sister.
My little brother is 11 and my little sister is 7.
My little brother has autism.
My grandmother and uncle have obsessive-compulsive disorder.
My uncle is a closet gay.
My other uncle is addicted to Vicodin, and is an alcoholic.
My stepfather broke his wrist two days ago by falling 6 feet off of a ladder.
I haven't talked to 80% of my family in over 5 years.
I am a wine connoisseur.
I exercise monthly to pretend I'm in shape.
I haven't had a birthday party in over 12 years.
My middle name is Alexander.
I'm good at math.
I'm also somewhat talented in linguistics, although I've never really applied myself in regards to the subject.
I love watching anime, but only when I'm in the mood for it.
I consistently pirate movies and music to fill up a 2TB hard drive I own.
I am in a band, Deer Legs, and we are amazing, both as musicians and as people.
I've broken my elbow and both of my ankles.
I've only had surgery once, and the anesthetics almost killed me; but, I have a high tolerance to most medications, as well as alcohol.
My favorite season is early fall or late spring (after the rain).
I'm allergic to mold.
I have a great memory when it doesn't count.
I've never been out of state with the exception of funerals and trips to Iowa, where there is nothing to see except lots of corn.
Despite the fact that I live by Chicago, I rarely go there for entertainment, only for business.
I am both empathetic and apathetic.
When I became the leader of [elite], I hardly deserved it.
I still probably don't deserve it.
I like brunettes.
I type at around 100 words per minute.
I want a cigarette.
I need to pee.
I am going to pee.

When I sleep on the couch, it looks like my head fell off because my neck's bent weird.
I am double jointed and can dislocate all of my fingers, as well as my shoulders and jaw.
Italian food is my favorite.
I'd rather have a salad over a cupcake, but I'd rather have a cake over a salad.
Cupcakes suck.
I've stubbed my toes so much, most of them are misshapen from all the fractures.
I've never gone to the chiropractor, but every doctor I've gone to has said that I need to.
I've been to the dentist twice in my life, and have never had a cavity.
I brush twice a day, max.
I've never played World of Warcraft, and never will.
I'm studying to become a computer engineer.
I deleted 500 friends on Facebook last year because I hated all of them, or because I never talked to them or didn't know who they were.
My laptop monitor broke, and instead of fixing it I've bought/stolen three monitors to sustain it.
I've spent $10,000.00 on luxuries in my life (almost exactly).
I've spent $35,000.00-$50,000.00 on necessities (less exact).
My stomach growls even when I'm not hungry, because it's a bitch.
My favorite gaming console will always be the Nintendo 64.
I am 6 feet tall and weigh 160 pounds.
I can't draw to save my life.
I am now hungry.
I am going to go eat.

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i loved that list, and i went "._. shit".. in a lot of the sentences...
To begin with, you, saru, are one of the smartest people i know... if life wasn't treating you like shit you would be accomplishing even much more than you'd think..
I can tell you need some good reasons to be motivated in many things that would do you good (and you're not doing), like training by example... I do belive that at some point, maybe in a few years, things will start looking up, and i say that because the way you're putting up right now might be hard... but it's gonna teach you how to pull throught anything and anyone. I can hardly imagine seeing you fail bro... and if you ever do.. you can always make a crazy runaway and come south, to argentina. I'll give you shelter til you get a job and hunt your own food =w=

CARRY ME TO NEW LANDS

XDDD you're gifabulous

GIFABULOUS

DAT DANCING DAWG.

lads you're all supposed to answer the post as well... don't be lazy f*ckers!

I felt the same way about that list tbh and how couldn't someone feel that way?
You acknowledge the parts that suck and try to say something about them but you don't know what because you've never gone through shit like that before, but also laugh at the funny stuff scattered throughout the list. I'd say look on the bright side of life but that's too cheesy right?

Clearly I'm not good at this haha, but hey I tried anyway to help out anyways.