31 is how old I am sadly.

32 is what ill be in 10 and 1/2 years

33 years ago, I was first thought of being had.

depression level is currently at 34%

35 The age of Death

36 Reasons Why the Netflix Show

37 days left until my next semester

I came across the realization that there is something wrong with this as I was typing. It's a very serious problem and I am inclined to tell you that this excerpt in total has exactly thirty eight words.

To be completely honest your statement only contains thirty eight words due to the simple fact you can’t fathom making a sentence with even more words, maybe like thirty nine words, in that case, fuck you, you fucking simpleton.

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