THE P TEAM

We are the P-TEAM!

We want good love to happen across the globe, from San Francisco, to

Japan. The key to our success is literally, "Sucksex", the process in

Which you become a true P-TEAMER!

The process of Sucksex is one that is only known to true gurus of the

Art of love. The gurus are raised from a young age to be bona-fide

Predators, always on the prowl for new pray.

Those who succeed in the path will be rewarded with what the

Gods of love call, "Suckislexia Sexdiadimin," or Sucksex for short.

The true spirit of love embraces your soul, and the mind and body

Coincede to make the love you want to make the best of your life.

First, your writing will become spaced out, such as mine. Secondly,

The woman of your choices desires for passion and understanding will

Become blind at your utter being, making her want to soothe her

Blind lust till the night dies out.

Then, the process begins. Your mind senses that you don't want

Children, even though you aren't wearing a condom.

Now, with ranks diminishing due to numerous sexually

Transmitted diseases, the P-TEAM!

Is searching for new gurus to help take back the crown of love.

MEMBERS
Head Gurus

Vigilante; BlackBear; Mosier; Cindermomo

Gurus

Rott; IceShadow; srrwb; RAYclovis; RiseAgainst;

Homo's

Cinderfag;

We also have an IRC channel #p-o-r-n-o-team, without the dashes, except for the one before Team.