Why hello there, "friends!"
Excuse me, but in order for me to officially remove those quotation marks, you must join this group. And I know you will, after you see what glorious offers we have!

1. I will be nice to you! at least a little bit

2. You will be nice to me!

3. Even if you make a huge dick move and everyone hates you I have to... I mean get to be your friend. (until you stop making payments)

4. You get to put this awesome sentence in your to-be-awesome signature: BACKED UP BY OSFI


So, what are you waiting for? Join the hundreds enjoying the wonderful benefits of being in this organisation! Remember, it is NON-profit because all of the money goes to me and comes back to you in the form of care and love! *vomit*



Join the (bleep) up already!

Members:
cindermomo- sexing me up? 11-26
cevius- 1 year plan. 11-26
doobidoo3- 3 day plan 11-26
mosier- 3 day plan 11-26
bio-helix- 1 day plan 11-26
oldbean- 1 week plan 11-26

I have officially seen it all.


But where is the "Friends... With Benefits" package? lol

added.

Add me.
I will sex you up.

A.K.A

I pay in sex.

cmon cmon we need more members!

I have sent you the required funds.

1 Year'o'friend coming up! I hope you like jigsaw puzzles.

excellent. BWAHAHAHeheh

i do so enjoy them, buddy.

how much freindship i can haz for a penny?

12 seconds.

i wants 3 days of freindlyness
GIMMEH SOME LUV!
<3<3