What do you want?(No textures): Avatar
Size: 150x150
Details(Please be specific): A plain black stick figure near the left with a brown beard(something like my current stick figure) in the sexiest pose you can think of(nothing perverted). In his right hand a cigar. Put a little figure made of smoke sitting on the burning end of my cigar with his own personal little smokey cigar. Make him say sex, contained within a speech bubble. Left hand should hold a cockhammer(imagination please, don't google cockhammer, bad idea). I should have one of the following on my head as a hat. A Top Hat or a Top Hat.
Underneath the stick figure put ORMO, make me stand on them. To the Right of ORMO contain a little stick figure resembling ZeTo with ZeTo in smaller yet still nice font. In the gaping void above ZeTo and to the right of my stick figure there should be, put
underlines and manly font included please.
http://www.dafont.com/birth-of-a-hero.font
http://www.dafont.com/urban-jungle.font
http://www.dafont.com/scorched-earth.font
I would like for it to be one of those three fonts if you don't mind. Whichever one you feels would represent The cockhammer the most.
I'll pay a base 5k+whatever extra tc shit I have lying around that I feel you deserve.
I'd love for this to be pixel art if you don't mind. Doesn't need to be overly amazing and shit. Pixels are amazing.
You are like over 9000 percent sex.
Last edited by Dscigs; May 12, 2013 at 12:55 AM.