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[Ascend] Clan Video
Alright ya fuck'n chodes, it's time for

KRISPY PRO TIPS




Alright you fuck'n pussies. Do you wanna be a pro? Do You wanna be a legend? A FUCK'N LEGEND!!!!!11!!ONE!11!?
Well then you wanna be in this fuck'n video ya bloody claud!!
All ya gotta do is send 5k to "AscendBank" and post on this thread saying that you did so!!!
Don't have 5k? well then send us all your money you broke African child!
Don't worry ya dumb kid, all this money is going to be funding the video



Now You wanna be at the cool kids table right? you wanna be one of the cool kids?
Cause you certainly aren't one now! Well just put your best replays in your post on this thread!
If we say that your replays suck too much ass and you're not a
MLG BALLER
like we are, I'll make a fucking replay for you, ya incompetent piece of shit!



If you want to be the fucking lovely person that makes this vid
Feel free to post here to, as well as giving examples of your work and your price, for both the price of the video and your going rate for blowjobs!





has this music made you feel baller yet? cause you AREN'T! HA!
The Game Is Broken - Foxy