Today I was cornered by some missionaries in the meadows...
They cornered me, I was unable to get past them without acknowledging them... my palms where sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti, screaming "RUN AWAY! THEY WANT TO TAKE US INTO THEIR CULT!" They only got one shot to "recruit" me, they blew it.
Grrr, Mormons, I'm really insensitive when it comes to people's beliefs/religions... especially when it comes to bible pushers.