Because these days they only serve to aggravate me, and frying a bitch would be pretty cathartic. Plus it'd require less space to do than boiling etc.

You'd think people only expected lewd responses from me where women are concerned ¬_¬

What about sautéed?

They're not worth the effort

how does your crotch smell

will you release a cologne with that smell

Does it smell like mice?

Fantastic; no because people couldn't afford it


o_________________________o

when did you learn to use ";" correctly

Is that weird? I guess with the current state of the education system it could be considered odd.
Standard part of English punctuation, hence it gets drilled into your head at the same time as other basic language stuff.

o/ {Hi SkulFuk)

How U doin'?

What is your favorite google image? Godforbid bing