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Drunky!



Are you bored of events without a decent story behind them?
Do you want an event based on semi-true things?
Do you want to laugh at Sparky and embrace stereotypes about Australia?
If you answered yes to any of those questions: join us and see the glorious adventures of a drunken Australian boy on his quest to get home.
If you didn't answer with yes, join anyway you lazy git.


This event will have 5 rounds featuring singleplayer, multiplayer versus, and multiplayer coop, and only one of you will make it home, so better be prepared.


No Alts
No Replay stealing
No messing with Game rules

Sparky is a shitter but he aint a cheater!







Of course an event praising the abuse of alcohol like this one needs fitting prizes! So check this out:

1st: 10 ST 100.000 TC + Blood Vodka
2nd: 5 ST and 50.000 TC + Beer Hat
Bonus Prize: Out of everyone that legit participated and got eliminated 3 random people will receive xxxxxxx (Not released yet fuckers!)
[Signing up and then being inactive is not participating]
Also the best part: bragging rights, because lets face it we all just participate to rub it at people!









2 Random ES that probably hate you and are toally biased every round, your King Reta (eat a banana ffs) and the one and only SparkyTheTwinkerBoi!




The deadline for every round will be just 1 week so we get this over with as fast as sparky when he is fapping!
Except for the first round, that one will be 2 weeks long because posting your entry equals the sign up, and you need time to make up your mind because you cant just have fun... cunt.
So for every idiot thats either lazy or cant get that properly:
Post your first entry before April 10th


YOU CAN FIND THE SECOND TASK WITH THE MOD NEEDED HERE:http://forum.toribash.com/showpost.p...9&postcount=88
Last edited by Reta; Apr 30, 2017 at 09:38 AM. Reason: nazid
Originally Posted by Chauffeur View Post
ya i'l do it
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also could you explain it without trying to be a MEME HILLARIS because it does not make sense

Okay here is the dumbfuck version:
Start tb
load mod
make rpl
save rpl
submit

try look drunk
try beat up uke

[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Find the hidden shovel and uncover the secrets of my religion.
-snip-


10:17 PM <~Creati0n> GAS THE DUELERS
6:35 PM <&Fear> good job reta you are now the King Admin
6:35 PM <Typhon> Gj Reta god

Originally Posted by Dylan View Post
D O P E

Sign me up.

Also are we allowed to change the turnframes?

Yes you are.

[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Find the hidden shovel and uncover the secrets of my religion.
-snip-


10:17 PM <~Creati0n> GAS THE DUELERS
6:35 PM <&Fear> good job reta you are now the King Admin
6:35 PM <Typhon> Gj Reta god

Wow, this artwork is truly exceptional

Whichever ES Artist made is really worth his weight in gold
one time i had a hair deep in my urethra and when i pulled it out it felt kinda good ~fudgiebalz 2020


<~Skul> they're not children, they're demon midgets
<~Skul> if you kill one in front of the rest, they'll scatter and leave
He would deserve a gold name wouldnt he

[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Find the hidden shovel and uncover the secrets of my religion.
-snip-


10:17 PM <~Creati0n> GAS THE DUELERS
6:35 PM <&Fear> good job reta you are now the King Admin
6:35 PM <Typhon> Gj Reta god

Hey i remember this

Sign me up, and make a boomerang item the prize you sober staff...
you're on thin ice, pal
I get you guys think youre being funny or something but the art for this event is atrocious and whoever thought it would be a good idea should be fired

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