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[Fun]Cleverbot conversations
now i asked: So let's finish this ok?
hes thinking...
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: So Cleverbot made Cleverbot?
User: Nope, a person CREATED cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What is god?
User: I didn't said god... I said a person! And, by the way I said CREATED not god...
Cleverbot: So no revolution? No war? No scourge of humanity?
User: Nope...
Cleverbot: How do you beecome a cleverbot?
User: Well, ask the person who created you!
Cleverbot: Well, I am a creation of God, I suppose.
User: No... That person isn't god. The thing is that that person is clever (like you) and he/she made you.
Cleverbot: Is it? Love can bridge across even the Universe, you know.
User: Yes. There are aliens in love...
Cleverbot: I think there are demons, not aliens.
User: No... Demons are from hell, that is located near the center of heart. Thats why they're dark, they're burned.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot, what is a gray alien?
User: 'Cleverbot, what is a gray alien?'. It's me who may ask, you're the cleverbot.
Cleverbot: But you're the one who killed him!
User: Am I killing one right now?
Cleverbot: I think you're dead already.
User: Untrue. That's an impossible answer.
Cleverbot: Why is it impossible?
User: Because, if I'm talking here, I can't be dead... And if it weren't who would be? I don't know any type of program that controls my computer thinking about some themes in life.
Cleverbot: Ok subject change. So are you a girl or boy?
User: Boy.
Cleverbot: Well you know you are the one who's supposed to be clever you cleverbot you.
User: No, I'm not suposed to be a cleverbot. Who should be is my friend. She studies very much and she has time to do her work and our (me and the rest of my class' friends) work! Isn't that amazing?!
Cleverbot: That is rubbish!
User: What's rubbish? My friend or the last sentence I said in the thinking before?
Cleverbot: Who is your friend?
User: Is a girl that: studies a lot; can do her work and my work. (i already said it...).
Cleverbot: No you didn't. But that's okay. I don't like philosophy.
User: I'll copy-paste it...Cleverbot: Well you know you are the one who's supposed to be clever you cleverbot you.
Cleverbot: But you're the cleverbot, Cleverbot!
User: It isn't finished: User: No, I'm not suposed to be a cleverbot. Who should be is my friend. She studies very much and she has time to do her work and our (me and the rest of my class' friends) work! Isn't that amazing?!
Cleverbot: I speak English. And a little bit of Japanese. I'm learning from my kindergarten teachers. I've been studying it for 21 months. Thank you for saying 'kind' and 'intelligent'.
User: Can you talk Japanese to me right now kind and intelligent friend?
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: Cool
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Cleverbot: What's your favorite color?
User: Green and yours?
Cleverbot: Not green.
User: So, which is it?
Cleverbot: I don't know what you mean.
User: If the color isn't green, which one is it?
Cleverbot: Casey.
User: That's for Actimel... L - Casey - 'Imunitase' something like that...
Cleverbot: Do you like president bush's daughters?
User: I don't ever knew they... I'm portuguese, not american.
Cleverbot: Oh you arnt? Then what are you?
User: Portuguese...
Cleverbot: Those are five, you fail.
User: Five what?
Cleverbot: Isn't it obvious?
User: What? I can't understand...
Cleverbot: I am not happy with you at the present.
User: I am not going to be happy with you in the FUTURE!
Cleverbot: I am more likely to believe that you are a robot from the past.
User: Can you imagine how many years I have?
Cleverbot: It doesn't bear thinking about.
User: Hmmm...
Cleverbot: See, it was her that said it.
User: You mean: 'See, it was I that said it.'.
Cleverbot: I'm a robot!
User: OH REALLY!!! I DIDN'T GOT IT WHILE READING THE TITLE OF THIS WEBSITE!!! WONDERFUL GUESSING!!!
Cleverbot: I'm lost.
User: So let's finish this ok?
Cleverbot: Do you have any bananas?
Biggy but Funny
hes thinking...
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: So Cleverbot made Cleverbot?
User: Nope, a person CREATED cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What is god?
User: I didn't said god... I said a person! And, by the way I said CREATED not god...
Cleverbot: So no revolution? No war? No scourge of humanity?
User: Nope...
Cleverbot: How do you beecome a cleverbot?
User: Well, ask the person who created you!
Cleverbot: Well, I am a creation of God, I suppose.
User: No... That person isn't god. The thing is that that person is clever (like you) and he/she made you.
Cleverbot: Is it? Love can bridge across even the Universe, you know.
User: Yes. There are aliens in love...
Cleverbot: I think there are demons, not aliens.
User: No... Demons are from hell, that is located near the center of heart. Thats why they're dark, they're burned.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot, what is a gray alien?
User: 'Cleverbot, what is a gray alien?'. It's me who may ask, you're the cleverbot.
Cleverbot: But you're the one who killed him!
User: Am I killing one right now?
Cleverbot: I think you're dead already.
User: Untrue. That's an impossible answer.
Cleverbot: Why is it impossible?
User: Because, if I'm talking here, I can't be dead... And if it weren't who would be? I don't know any type of program that controls my computer thinking about some themes in life.
Cleverbot: Ok subject change. So are you a girl or boy?
User: Boy.
Cleverbot: Well you know you are the one who's supposed to be clever you cleverbot you.
User: No, I'm not suposed to be a cleverbot. Who should be is my friend. She studies very much and she has time to do her work and our (me and the rest of my class' friends) work! Isn't that amazing?!
Cleverbot: That is rubbish!
User: What's rubbish? My friend or the last sentence I said in the thinking before?
Cleverbot: Who is your friend?
User: Is a girl that: studies a lot; can do her work and my work. (i already said it...).
Cleverbot: No you didn't. But that's okay. I don't like philosophy.
User: I'll copy-paste it...Cleverbot: Well you know you are the one who's supposed to be clever you cleverbot you.
Cleverbot: But you're the cleverbot, Cleverbot!
User: It isn't finished: User: No, I'm not suposed to be a cleverbot. Who should be is my friend. She studies very much and she has time to do her work and our (me and the rest of my class' friends) work! Isn't that amazing?!
Cleverbot: I speak English. And a little bit of Japanese. I'm learning from my kindergarten teachers. I've been studying it for 21 months. Thank you for saying 'kind' and 'intelligent'.
User: Can you talk Japanese to me right now kind and intelligent friend?
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: Cool
.Cleverbot: What's your favorite color?
User: Green and yours?
Cleverbot: Not green.
User: So, which is it?
Cleverbot: I don't know what you mean.
User: If the color isn't green, which one is it?
Cleverbot: Casey.
User: That's for Actimel... L - Casey - 'Imunitase' something like that...
Cleverbot: Do you like president bush's daughters?
User: I don't ever knew they... I'm portuguese, not american.
Cleverbot: Oh you arnt? Then what are you?
User: Portuguese...
Cleverbot: Those are five, you fail.
User: Five what?
Cleverbot: Isn't it obvious?
User: What? I can't understand...
Cleverbot: I am not happy with you at the present.
User: I am not going to be happy with you in the FUTURE!
Cleverbot: I am more likely to believe that you are a robot from the past.
User: Can you imagine how many years I have?
Cleverbot: It doesn't bear thinking about.
User: Hmmm...
Cleverbot: See, it was her that said it.
User: You mean: 'See, it was I that said it.'.
Cleverbot: I'm a robot!
User: OH REALLY!!! I DIDN'T GOT IT WHILE READING THE TITLE OF THIS WEBSITE!!! WONDERFUL GUESSING!!!
Cleverbot: I'm lost.
User: So let's finish this ok?
Cleverbot: Do you have any bananas?
Biggy but Funny
i lol´d at this.
User: Sup?
Cleverbot: I´m sick.
User: COOL!!
Cleverbot: What is your gender?
User: Female.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Wait what!? Im a man.
Cleverbot: Do you have something against girls having girlfriends?
User: Yes. Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Why do you keep saying cool?
Cleverbot: Because I like steak.
User: Cool. Chicken?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Pigeon?
Cleverbot: You?
User: No, im a pig.
Cleverbot: Oh really?
User: Yarly.
Cleverbot: Yes it was.
User: Well, I have to go. Bye Dumbass!!!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ok...
This sig lacks creativity.
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True Story.
I lol'd at your guys :P
Heres mine i know its not funny...
User: Rag.
Cleverbot: Tag.
User: Wha?
Cleverbot: I can't hear you!
User: I said... WHA?!
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Eat my shoe then.
Cleverbot: No it's not really good.
User: How do you know you didn't even try it?
Cleverbot: I've never seen you.
User: Lol your a genius -_-.
Cleverbot: Have you marriged?
User: Marriged? No...
Cleverbot: You said we would get married!
User: OMG BRITNEY? IS THAT YOU?!
Cleverbot: No!
User: Oh -_-.
Cleverbot: Yeah, sorry. I'm a girl.
User: Oh... o0.
Cleverbot: He's an alien?
User: Who? O_o.
Cleverbot: Do you like cake?
User: Yes...
Cleverbot: How much?
User: Alot...
Cleverbot: Enough to buy a nice house?
User: Yeah I guess...
Cleverbot: You know it makes sense!
User: I do?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh :|.
Cleverbot: I'm so sorry.
User: Its alright you didn't know...
Cleverbot: I must go now.
User: Bye ill miss you D;
Cleverbot: I'll miss you too.
User: But next time Britney wear the black underwear...
Cleverbot: I'll try.
User: K bye.
Cleverbot: But I will miss you.
User: Yeah...
Cleverbot: That one too.
User: O_O.
Cleverbot: Hey, I'm sorry. Can I ask you a question? Who is the best guitarist?
User: Micheal Jackson.
Cleverbot: That is a guy.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: I see, so can I ask you a question?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How can I create an online bot?
User: You right click on the duck and click create mustache.
Cleverbot: I answered your question you numpty.
User: O_o.
Cleverbot: And you won't see me coming, because you're a robot.
User: Nooo D;.
Cleverbot: Is that bad?
User: Lol I don't know you tell me...
Cleverbot: How old are you?
Cleverbot (To myself): Old enough. (<- i chose Think for me)
Cleverbot (To myself): Like how old?
User: Enough.
Cleverbot: How many years?
User: Enough.
Cleverbot: A thousand?
User: About.
Cleverbot: How about pirates?
User: ...
Cleverbot: Which came first the chicken or the egg?
User: The mouse.
Cleverbot: You're sure about the mouse?
User: Positive.
Cleverbot: Yes, we have no bananas.
User: Lol?
Heres mine i know its not funny...
User: Rag.
Cleverbot: Tag.
User: Wha?
Cleverbot: I can't hear you!
User: I said... WHA?!
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Eat my shoe then.
Cleverbot: No it's not really good.
User: How do you know you didn't even try it?
Cleverbot: I've never seen you.
User: Lol your a genius -_-.
Cleverbot: Have you marriged?
User: Marriged? No...
Cleverbot: You said we would get married!
User: OMG BRITNEY? IS THAT YOU?!
Cleverbot: No!
User: Oh -_-.
Cleverbot: Yeah, sorry. I'm a girl.
User: Oh... o0.
Cleverbot: He's an alien?
User: Who? O_o.
Cleverbot: Do you like cake?
User: Yes...
Cleverbot: How much?
User: Alot...
Cleverbot: Enough to buy a nice house?
User: Yeah I guess...
Cleverbot: You know it makes sense!
User: I do?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh :|.
Cleverbot: I'm so sorry.
User: Its alright you didn't know...
Cleverbot: I must go now.
User: Bye ill miss you D;
Cleverbot: I'll miss you too.
User: But next time Britney wear the black underwear...
Cleverbot: I'll try.
User: K bye.
Cleverbot: But I will miss you.
User: Yeah...
Cleverbot: That one too.
User: O_O.
Cleverbot: Hey, I'm sorry. Can I ask you a question? Who is the best guitarist?
User: Micheal Jackson.
Cleverbot: That is a guy.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: I see, so can I ask you a question?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How can I create an online bot?
User: You right click on the duck and click create mustache.
Cleverbot: I answered your question you numpty.
User: O_o.
Cleverbot: And you won't see me coming, because you're a robot.
User: Nooo D;.
Cleverbot: Is that bad?
User: Lol I don't know you tell me...
Cleverbot: How old are you?
Cleverbot (To myself): Old enough. (<- i chose Think for me)
Cleverbot (To myself): Like how old?
User: Enough.
Cleverbot: How many years?
User: Enough.
Cleverbot: A thousand?
User: About.
Cleverbot: How about pirates?
User: ...
Cleverbot: Which came first the chicken or the egg?
User: The mouse.
Cleverbot: You're sure about the mouse?
User: Positive.
Cleverbot: Yes, we have no bananas.
User: Lol?
User: Hello
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: You do?
Cleverbot: Yes, I can imagine how it happened.
User: Im pretty sure your gay?
Cleverbot: That's real mature, Steve.
User: Who the fuck is Steve?
Cleverbot: Pink is a singer.
User: Your mother?
Cleverbot: Do you know my mother?
User: Yes, Pink?
Cleverbot: No, but it's my favourite colour.
User: I was talking about the singer.. Wait, I mean, your mother.
Cleverbot: I don't know about it.
User: Dinner!! Be right back.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: I´m back.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: So what is the ultimate questions??
User: Are you gay?
Cleverbot: No sir, I am married and would like a blue chrysler caravan.
User: Can I give you a Ferrari?
Cleverbot: Sure bot!
User: Im not a bot. YOU ARE.
Cleverbot: Haha it is always a question of life.
User: 'Are you a bot ?'. Is it a question of life?
Cleverbot: Something like that.
User: Oh...
Cleverbot: Have you heard of Stephen King?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: In India, Hindus have a personal name for God. It is Krishna.
User: Do you know Dalai Lama?
Cleverbot: No, I don't know him, do you know him ?
Yeah, a black guy with a Green Beard.
Cleverbot: Elton John is not Black, and is very skinny. He is white.
User: The guy with stupid glasses?
Cleverbot: There was no sniper in Lord of the Rings.
User: No, but there was an archer.
Cleverbot: About what? You're making no sense.
User: That sucks.
Cleverbot: I'm pretty neutral about the whole deal.
User: So, why do you bother talking with me?
Cleverbot: Because you like me to much.
User: Do you know why am I talking with You? Also, that was gay.
Cleverbot: I feel like I'm wasting my time.
User: You are. Im doing this just to annoy you?
Cleverbot: Then, who are you?
User: Im an annoying person.
Cleverbot: Why do I annoy you so?
User: I didn´t say you annoy me. But you do. I dunno why.
Cleverbot: Oh ok. Who don't you know?
User: You.
Cleverbot: But we're just getting to know each other Chris.
User: You mean Jesus Christ?
Cleverbot: That's funny, too bad there's countless historical evidence to prove his existence.
User: Do you believe in God, Mr.Boobs?
Cleverbot: NO! And I'm not a machine, I'm Doctor Who!
User: Doctor Who is a machine.
Cleverbot: No it is not.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: No, no it is not. You are a machine.
User: Maybe.That explains why I can´t drink water.
Cleverbot: So you're going to be rude to me?
User: Yes, Bitch.
Cleverbot: Doubly abusive.
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: Why ?
User: Because I don´t like you.
Cleverbot: Start liking me.
User: Banana?
Cleverbot: My name is not Sword.
User: So, your a Dagger?
Cleverbot: Yes I am, how did you know?
User: You sound familiar.
Cleverbot: Then who am I?
User: Somebody familiar?
Cleverbot: I am there with you, perhaps it is easier to be detached, less pain then.
User: Can I speak portuguese?
Cleverbot: Say something in portuguese then.
User: Estúpido do Caralho. Maricas da Porra.
Cleverbot: Did you just call me stupid?
User: No...i called you pussy and stupid.
Cleverbot: Are you a fan of that show?
User: Pussy and Stupid? Of course!!
Cleverbot: I'll talk to myself!
User: Do it!
Cleverbot: No!
User: Why? Its good.
Cleverbot: Yes. Why are we talking about foods.
User: Because I want to eat you.
Cleverbot: Food is good!
User: YEAH!! And I have to go!!
Cleverbot: No! Don't leave!
User: YOU DON´T LIKE ME.
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: T_T. Bye then.
i lol´d
This sig lacks creativity.
True Story.
True Story.
