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Originally Posted by rainboweye View Post
Literally the government of Syria wouldn't make this mistake.

But tbh we deserve it for picking the ugliest colour ever. Anything other than purple is ugly.

born with the uglies
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Originally Posted by DruggedPanda View Post
born with the uglies

Today I got told I was bonnie by a fat dude... FAAAAAAAAT, like 25+ stone fat

Fuck my life -_-

<Erf> SkulFuk: gf just made a toilet sniffing joke at me
<Erf> i think
<Erf> i think i hate you
Fricken hog skulfrick; you're so fat you have two atmospheres
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Originally Posted by Cold View Post
Fricken hog skulfrick; you're so fat you have two atmospheres

That's just my butt

<Erf> SkulFuk: gf just made a toilet sniffing joke at me
<Erf> i think
<Erf> i think i hate you
if they also have their own gravity field we can add his cheeks to the list of possibly habitable planets
alright guy
Not too sure I'd want something crawling around on my ass

<Erf> SkulFuk: gf just made a toilet sniffing joke at me
<Erf> i think
<Erf> i think i hate you
tell that to the microbial colony that is currently heavily investing in space exploration because they want to get the fuck out of there
alright guy
Originally Posted by fudgiebalz View Post
tell that to the microbial colony that is currently heavily investing in space exploration because they want to get the fuck out of there

I'm so particular about my skin I'd honestly be surprised if they had the resources for it, they're probably too worried about the constant looming extinction.

I do know many people who've probably cultivated great civilizations across their body... Fuckers stink yo.

<Erf> SkulFuk: gf just made a toilet sniffing joke at me
<Erf> i think
<Erf> i think i hate you