I can't connect to shit!!!!!

Haha, I've been here a few times man.

Have you tried reinstalling, and if you're using the Standalone version, have you tried moving over to the Steam version?

Are you running any VPN's or Proxy's that might be throwing your connection off?

Have you tried restarting your router?

Give a shot at trying an alternate internet connection, it being a phone data plan or a neighbor if you've got the kind kind, and see if that helps. If it doesn't, it's a software issue.

Hopefully I can lend a bit of a helping hand my man!

If you've had to change your password at all on the forum, make sure you sign in again with the new password in game.

Worked for me ^^