Kyou, I'm a junior hughie hefnor
Dropping all this knowledge it's like I'm the professor
I pity all of my petty predesscors
Penny for your thoughts
Penny if you thinked it delivered
But I'm the mailman
A man of a million words,
Went up with stone'n'killed a million birds.
cause I'm a wild motherfucker
Come outside and die like a sucker.
When challengers try and make a fuss;
get ticked
when the Americans last faced us;
got kicked.

Searching through my punchlines like a fuckin seeker
Remember,
You are the school boy
I am the teacher

*throws mic, gets charged with assault

what does this shit even mean?

i'm a pimp

they call me mc donut

If nobody gonna fuck with you then i will
you spitting this shit cuz you think you the professor
well listen sir, im your predeccesor
why you going and beating your students for?
ima hit you so hard theyll think im starting another holocaust
you're not a real proffessor
you're just a loser jacking of to pictures of lauren faust
now listen sir, i think you might be lost
so let me direct you to the place where you can get schooled

It is i, the professor, the pinnacle of sophistication.
often proclaimed by the crowd's acclimation.
And here you are, another challenger trying to dethrone,
well let's give you a chance... i'll throw the first bone:

I'll be accelerating up, the styles, of my lyrical thesis
Each of them considered valuable genuine masterpieces.
Ripping up your lyrics as if they were literal trash
Burn up all the words till theirs nothing but ash
While my words have evolved into their unicameral,
you're but stuck in the past like a dumbass neanderthal.
now this school, you speak of, it's built on my disgust
but i won't keep you, head back,
with your fellow retards in your shortbus.

*throws mic at platabear, gets banned.

You think you're so sophisticated
But really you're just getting me irritated
Cuz you and these neanderthals should be segregated
but listen why you trying to get one of your own kind?
trying to beat someone with a better state of mind?
But i came here and I rhymed
and got you into a bit of a bind
see, i was designed to take down shitheads like you
so listen buddy, you're done
you're through.

I'm transmitting these rhymes right to your auditory cortex
Whipping up a storm in an audible vortex.
i spit so much lyrical venom'n'dish so many puns
it's like i'm a modern john lennon:
"imagine", our worlds built on this dusty acropolis
with my "old brown shoe"
i'll ripping down this populis metropolis
watching you'n'others drown
stepping up to take my physical rapping crown.

compared to you i'm a modern shakespeare:
As i "bite my thumb" you can hear the crowd cheer
i hope you know the stakes, i put a slug between your shoulder blades
and see what light through yonder poser breaks.

As you search through your mind for a schema
i've risen up, a bomb... to your hiroshima.
An assassin to your rebel leader.

being the king is an incredible burden
but come with me, see what unfolds behind my iron curtain.
being schooled by me is nothing major
but lyrically, you have broca's aphasia.

*drops stethoscope

mc donut in da hizzle yo
uh
check it

you think you're big because you use words people can't understand
but let me tell you that it does not make you a bigger man
and why are you going and dissing japan over hiroshima?
i've got a schema that will literally hit you with the force of an 8 seater

i am an arms dealer
i'm dealing weapons in the form of words
you'll need a healer
by the time i'm through
but you're just another name on my hit-list
aren't you?

WORLDSTAAR
WORLDSTAAR

no thanks