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Rap Battle
LISTEN HERE NOTORIOUS,
IM ABOUT TO BE VICTORIOUS,
THIS BATTLE WAS OVER BEFORE IT STARTED,
THIS RIGHT HERE AINT 4 THE FAINT-HEARTED,
U COME AT ME AND THATS ALL U GOT,
...OHH YEAH I FORGOT,
UR A BITCH,
WITH UR LAME ASS SHIT,
COME ONE MAN,
U AINT EVEN SET A BATTLE PLAN,
BUT I DISTROY YOU WITH THIS,
CAUSE IM THE SHIT WITH THIS,
I BE SPITTIN FIRE ON THE MIC THEY SHOULD CALL ME THE DRAGON,
U TRY TO B HARD BUT UR LYRICS ARE SAGGIN,
DOWN TO THE FLOOR,
MAN IM SURE EVERYONE KNOWS THE SCORE.
Did someone say Derp? ಠoಠ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQB4nAjZIdE
Roses are red,
that much is true,
but violets are purple,
not fucking blue.

Did I win?
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Happy Halloween!!!!!
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R.I.P UNDEAD21, Beta, and Assazin
I spit the plague, and don't believe it be a pagan
I'll send your wife dead photos of you taken by Sagan
Ill kill you with these rhymes
Be arrested for these crimes.
While you smoke dat reefer
I be speakin to your beefer?
Fuck it Imma go oddschool on ya
Roses are R-R-Red
Violets are red
Your house is red
Your asstate is en fuego bish.
-Drops Mic-
-Walks away-
damn im gettin old
I hear you want a contender, that's exactly what you're getting,
you say this battle's already over, better start begging.
You seem pretty confident, rhyming this and that,
but brother, I don't get it, what's up with all your caps?
By the looks of it, it's obvious, you're ready to be a player,
you're the self proclaimed dragon? I'm the self proclaimed dragon slayer.
You're ready to take on all-comers,
this one's comin' at ya real fast let me tell,
once, I'm done blowin' your mind, you'll fly away like a bat out of hell.
You even added a middle finger, mixed in with your blend,
I'ma grab that little finger and shove it up your rear end.
a spoon.
This punk don't shut up,
Now you're about to get cut up.
Man stop acting like you are the top o the line.
I’ll go forever, with rhymes comin all day, your mine.
Am I gonna stop soon? Son you better pray.
You rap worse than Miley Cyrus.
Now you’re gonna lose to a kid that’s Irish.
You only talk shit when you’re safe at your computer.
All my lyrics are brand new.
You don’t know what you’re talkin bout, you don’t have a clue.
It’s all out my head, its comin out of the blue.
I’ll ruin your reputation and I’ll mess with you’re head.
I’ll embarrass you so bad that you’ll wish you were dead.
Your life a blowjob the way you living sucks.
Your an easy target like sittin ducks.
You better get a muthafuckin bodyguard
because imma be killin fools with no reguard, starting with you.
(I'm still new to this)
Did someone say Derp? ಠoಠ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQB4nAjZIdE
Yo, listen up son.
I'll infiltrate like a demon ghost and annihilate your mind.
My words are sharp, they attack the heart like a poison dart
Shot from the dark like the masters who've dominated the arts
With wisdom and skill the like you've never seen before.
I'm quick on the kill, One, Two and Three
Done in to the third muthafuckin' degree.
That's right, son.
Crumble before me, Piece by piece, right to your knees.
Stumble, Fumble
Those words were slurred
Tumble from your throne of diamonds and stone
By the warrior you've been dethroned
Blind sided by my heavy rhymes
On another level like the master ninjas of the feudal age
I'm in and out
With a trail of slit open throats
I'm lethal
Like a snakes venom
coursing through your veins
Like a deadly poison shutting down the operating brain
I'll strike you hard and fast with attacks from above and below with a force
Unstoppable
Like a samurai
I've observed, heard and learned what makes you tick, what hits your nerves
I don't take shit from sheep, like rapid jabs from a black belt, I leave you in a heap
All bruised and dark like the ink in a black felt
Damage dealt at levels
You've never felt
Like the reaction you get when the atom splits in the vicinity of society
Come on, son. Try me.
Last edited by T0ribush; May 5, 2013 at 01:51 AM.