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Old Aug 1, 2016   #1
hobo
i want you to know that i've been sexually attracted to orko for some time now
 
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the personification of the devil as the symbol of evil assumes the living shape of the jew



story

There was once a cat ninja called Winslow. He was a great warrior, the greatest warrior of all time.
He was so great that the amazing bearded god Zeus was defeated in a drinking game. They consumed 35908729357284057 gallons of alcohol in 10 minutes; it is proof of how great Winslow was.
An aftermath of this battle was that Winslow developped liver cancer. Winslow did not let that slow him down. He ripped out his liver and ate it to cure himself.
Jebus bowed down to him after that because, even Jebus can't heal liver cancer, it is the most deadly and fast-progessive disease ever. It kills people within 3.8 seconds of developping.
Afterwards Winslow travelled the land as a Prophet of the Legend of Winslow. He gathered many followers, they were armed with nucleur taco rockets and Mexican Fahitas.
They scoured the Earth of unwanted vermin such as the Legendary dog-lizard Cthulu. There were 038257 battles against the pitiful Cthulu, but he was finally killed.
During the last and greatest of these battles, Winslow suffered a great wound to the left upper center testicular right chest.
After 31257423 years Winslow perished from the wound, which caused great saddness throughout the land.
For many years after, his followers worshipped his greatness and loved him forevermore.


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rules

1. be slick
2. mack up
3. baked goods
4. rhyme
5. all the time
6. hail satan
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goals

[~] beat up some dweebs
[ ] steal official
[ ] create a pyramid scheme
[~] get cozy
[ ] get 10 boys in 'ere
[ ] make paper
[~] get famous

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[Unity]
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goat/sean - faggot
whiskers - faggot
inoobbruh - black (ATTENTION ALL [NO] and [Sigma] members: WE ARE NOT RACIST!)
suki - faggots
neko - faggot
tomwanks - autist
flats - ):
(meow) - wannabees
fear - nice

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don't talk to me or my dudes ever again

Last edited by basic; Jun 5, 2018 at 03:31 PM..
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Old Aug 1, 2016   #2
basic
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oh hey whats up
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Old Aug 1, 2016   #3
hobo
i want you to know that i've been sexually attracted to orko for some time now
 
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Posts: 6,673



new thread who dis
don't talk to me or my dudes ever again
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Old Aug 1, 2016   #4
basic
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Can i join ?
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Old Aug 1, 2016   #5
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hobo no
майнкрафт это моя жизнь
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Old Aug 1, 2016   #6
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hi im hobo let me c/p thi severy where and post the same response to posts!!
i created the ??? emoji
like a lighter bitch we ignit
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Old Aug 1, 2016   #7
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get out of my hobo's clan please
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Old Aug 1, 2016   #8
Arctic
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hey can i join
That was really bad sorry.
Someone tell me why this guy is highly respected by some people ???
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Old Aug 1, 2016   #9
hobo
i want you to know that i've been sexually attracted to orko for some time now
 
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Join Date: Jul 2011
Posts: 6,673



this clan is quarantined
no nerds allowed
don't talk to me or my dudes ever again
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Old Aug 1, 2016   #10
Arctic
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sorry
That was really bad sorry.
Someone tell me why this guy is highly respected by some people ???
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