Name: (classified)
Age: (classified)
Gender: Male
Skype: Cheshyre.galla
Location: Singularity
Belt: Nth Belt
Hattersin
Name: Tim K
Age: 20
Gender: Male
Skype: worm-in-box
Location: Lycksele, Sweden
Belt: Custom Belt
JoboMan
Name: Francois
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Skype: joboman1
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Belt: 7th Dan
Trestet
Name: Trestet
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Skype: trestet
Location: Bulgaria
Belt: 10th Dan Black Belt
Chazer
Name: Chris
Age: 28
Gender: Male
Skype: pvt.riley
Location: Germany
Belt: Master Belt
Kolorz
Name: Neal
Age: 15
Gender: Black
Skype: XxKolorzxX
Location: Phoenix, Arizona
Belt: 10th Dan Black Belt
Platabear
Name: A A Ron Balakay (worse than everyone)
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Skype: PlataBear
Location: USA, 'MERICA st NE
Belt: Warrior of the Coconut Village Belt
Tyzo
Name: Quantae
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Skype: quantae_daley
Location: Jamaica
Belt: Custom Belt
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Goals
1. Become the shittiest best clan.
2. Become a larger group of inbreds and spread our influence across the Community
3. Become a bottom 25 warring clan.
4. Become an official.
Guylines
1. Never use Comic Sans
3. dont shitpost. (too mch)
4. Act out accordingly in order to make the clan seem [Nitro]y
5. Remain active.
Our story
Kyuri Obey
A Short Story
by Obey
Obey looked at the grim obey in her hands and felt Fred.
She walked over to the window and reflected on her Aero surroundings. She had always loved Grim Gentleman with its jittery, jealous Jedi. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel Fred.
Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Obey . Obey was a Frost monster with small legs and fat hair.
Obey gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a Kyuri, Joope, beer drinker with big legs and skinny hair. Her friends saw her as a grubby, grated giant. Once, she had even helped a cool bird cross the road.
But not even a Kyuri person who had once helped a cool bird cross the road, was prepared for what Obey had in store today.
The rain hammered like Cheshyre Bows, making Obey funny looking.
As Obey stepped outside and Obey came closer, she could see the combative smile on her face.
"I am here because I want Fred," Obey bellowed, in an icebear tone. She slammed her fist against Obey's chest, with the force of 96 Dogs. "I frigging love you, Obey ."
Obey looked back, even more OBEY and still fingering the grim obey. "Obey, hattersin," she replied.
They looked at each other with Dude feelings, like two clever, charming Cows loving at a very Jake Chazer, which had jazz music playing in the background and two Zack uncles hating to the beat.
Suddenly, Obey lunged forward and tried to punch Obey in the face. Quickly, Obey grabbed the grim obey and brought it down on Obey's skull.
Obey's small legs trembled and her fat hair wobbled. She looked WOTDEFOOQ, her body raw like a chilly, curried chair.
Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Obey was dead.
Obey went back inside and made herself a nice drink of beer.
