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Old 4 Weeks Ago   #911
Unrealistic
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5th Dan Black Belt
Join Date: Jul 2017
Posts: 366
Clan: zero



Anime bitches, I look at her tiddies
Then I take her home and we count up these fifties
I come to your city, I sneak in yo chimney
I tickle her kidney and then I watch Disney
I love me some hentai, I go on XVIDEOS
Bitch, I'm Dbangz, stick my dick in your Cheerios
Bitch, I'm Dbangz, I might fuck my computer
I whip out my dick, then pull up on my shooter
I tickle your booty and then I get neutered
I know I'm a loser, I tickle your tumor
I find me a bitch that got no sense of humor
It's Lil Cumstain, I'm the booty consumer
I take off her shoe and then do the maneuver
And if she act tough, I might whip out the Luger
You know I'm with Kia, I go to IKEA
She soft like a cheetah, she from Costa Rica
Hey lil' mama, come through, get respected
She take off her shoe, I take out my erection
I suck on her middle toe, don't use protection
Kid call me "Papi", I teach her a lesson
I only eat ass, it's a pussy oppression
You swear that she loyal, your bitch in my mentions
I whip out my dick, paint her face like Picasso
I suck on her toes, then I'm out like El Chapo
I look at her bootyhole, eat it like tacos
I respect on women, she better not swallow
She touch on my cockpit, I put it on auto
"Suck toes and eat ass!", that's the DBongo motto
I cuff me a Kia, then write her a song
She take off her shoe and I take off that thong
I whip out my dick, she said, "Baby, what's wrong?"
"Girl, nothing, I'm bout to smash like I'm King Kong"
"Papi go harder", I nutted a while back
Bitch, I'm Dbangz, I ball hard like the Wildcats
He talking bout Troy, she take out her toy
'Cause my dick was too small for her to enjoy
I meet with the mom, yeah, Kia so bomb
I whip out my weenie on pornhub.com
Swag, swag, swag
Event Squad? Love it.
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Old 4 Weeks Ago   #912
Angels
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Join Date: Apr 2012
Posts: 3,809
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Originally Posted by Unrealistic View Post
Anime bitches, I look at her tiddies
Then I take her home and we count up these fifties
I come to your city, I sneak in yo chimney
I tickle her kidney and then I watch Disney
I love me some hentai, I go on XVIDEOS
Bitch, I'm Dbangz, stick my dick in your Cheerios
Bitch, I'm Dbangz, I might fuck my computer
I whip out my dick, then pull up on my shooter
I tickle your booty and then I get neutered
I know I'm a loser, I tickle your tumor
I find me a bitch that got no sense of humor
It's Lil Cumstain, I'm the booty consumer
I take off her shoe and then do the maneuver
And if she act tough, I might whip out the Luger
You know I'm with Kia, I go to IKEA
She soft like a cheetah, she from Costa Rica
Hey lil' mama, come through, get respected
She take off her shoe, I take out my erection
I suck on her middle toe, don't use protection
Kid call me "Papi", I teach her a lesson
I only eat ass, it's a pussy oppression
You swear that she loyal, your bitch in my mentions
I whip out my dick, paint her face like Picasso
I suck on her toes, then I'm out like El Chapo
I look at her bootyhole, eat it like tacos
I respect on women, she better not swallow
She touch on my cockpit, I put it on auto
"Suck toes and eat ass!", that's the DBongo motto
I cuff me a Kia, then write her a song
She take off her shoe and I take off that thong
I whip out my dick, she said, "Baby, what's wrong?"
"Girl, nothing, I'm bout to smash like I'm King Kong"
"Papi go harder", I nutted a while back
Bitch, I'm Dbangz, I ball hard like the Wildcats
He talking bout Troy, she take out her toy
'Cause my dick was too small for her to enjoy
I meet with the mom, yeah, Kia so bomb
I whip out my weenie on pornhub.com
Swag, swag, swag

i'd like you to rap this
send video pls xd
Mentality illness hit like a truck
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Old 4 Weeks Ago   #913
Fyre
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10th Dan Black Belt
Join Date: Sep 2015
Posts: 1,514
Clan: zero
Server: Nbets



That would sound interesting...
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Old 3 Weeks Ago   #914
Nebula
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10th Dan Black Belt
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 149



heyooo guys waddup
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Originally Posted by Unrealistic View Post
Anime bitches, I look at her tiddies
Then I take her home and we count up these fifties
I come to your city, I sneak in yo chimney
I tickle her kidney and then I watch Disney
I love me some hentai, I go on XVIDEOS
Bitch, I'm Dbangz, stick my dick in your Cheerios
Bitch, I'm Dbangz, I might fuck my computer
I whip out my dick, then pull up on my shooter
I tickle your booty and then I get neutered
I know I'm a loser, I tickle your tumor
I find me a bitch that got no sense of humor
It's Lil Cumstain, I'm the booty consumer
I take off her shoe and then do the maneuver
And if she act tough, I might whip out the Luger
You know I'm with Kia, I go to IKEA
She soft like a cheetah, she from Costa Rica
Hey lil' mama, come through, get respected
She take off her shoe, I take out my erection
I suck on her middle toe, don't use protection
Kid call me "Papi", I teach her a lesson
I only eat ass, it's a pussy oppression
You swear that she loyal, your bitch in my mentions
I whip out my dick, paint her face like Picasso
I suck on her toes, then I'm out like El Chapo
I look at her bootyhole, eat it like tacos
I respect on women, she better not swallow
She touch on my cockpit, I put it on auto
"Suck toes and eat ass!", that's the DBongo motto
I cuff me a Kia, then write her a song
She take off her shoe and I take off that thong
I whip out my dick, she said, "Baby, what's wrong?"
"Girl, nothing, I'm bout to smash like I'm King Kong"
"Papi go harder", I nutted a while back
Bitch, I'm Dbangz, I ball hard like the Wildcats
He talking bout Troy, she take out her toy
'Cause my dick was too small for her to enjoy
I meet with the mom, yeah, Kia so bomb
I whip out my weenie on pornhub.com
Swag, swag, swag

such an abomination
it is ya boy lumeri
I'm not a scammer

Last edited by Nebula; 3 Weeks Ago at 05:19 PM.. Reason: <24 hour edit/bump
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Old 3 Weeks Ago   #915
Unrealistic
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Join Date: Jul 2017
Posts: 366
Clan: zero



Personal Life
My personal life has been going pretty well, I have just finished my first set of Finals as of today, Which was only 1. I get out of my finals at 12:20 Which is pretty good considering i have stuff to do at home. (sleep)

Virtual Life

Im trying to get to 100k so i can get a name change so that i can feel better about my name sense the old Unrealistic joke is getting old. i hate when people do that, My tori is getting to looking better. Which is nice. You can check my toribash character out by /dl /lp my tori. I love feedback so tell me what might look good.

My thoughts on events

I think that im going to start joining more events, Cause i really need that tc y'know. Haha, I think if i join more events i will become more popular in the toribash community and bring myself some more recognition as well as helping the clan in more wars. i only have 3 days left of finals so i will be more active as of Friday. the 24th.
Event Squad? Love it.
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Old 3 Weeks Ago   #916
Elite
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Join Date: Jun 2015
Posts: 1,267
Clan: zero



Personal Life
I've been dealing with a spike of depression that seemed to of happen out of no where, spending time with my girlfriend, surviving through a rough patch in our relationship, and other things.

Virtual life
Been running and managing my discord server, hit 300 members recently just been hanging in there a bit.

Last edited by Elite; 3 Weeks Ago at 02:13 AM.. Reason: <24 hour edit/bump
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Old 3 Weeks Ago   #917
Nation
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6th Dan Black Belt
Join Date: Apr 2017
Posts: 804
Clan: zero



Personal life
EXAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Toribash life
Nonexistent due to the above
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Old 3 Weeks Ago   #918
MrSofty
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23rd Black Dan Belt
Join Date: Dec 2015
Posts: 612
Clan: Chivalry



Busy playing warframe with friend and petridish/littlebigsnake with a new "girlfriend"
Watching the walking dead these days on youtube
Nothing much going on in toribash for now
Na sahi kuch magar itna to kiya karte the
Wo mujhe dekh ke pehchan liya karte the
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Old 3 Weeks Ago   #919
Elite
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Join Date: Jun 2015
Posts: 1,267
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So i have permission to talk about what i've been up to recently, I was recently accepted as a DMP member on discord, DMP stands for Discord Moderation Program, in essence members of this program are the members who moderate the official discord hypesquad servers, and other community servers.

Was a lot of work to get to this point, doing it for the experience and other stuff.
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Old 3 Weeks Ago   #920
Fyre
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Join Date: Sep 2015
Posts: 1,514
Clan: zero
Server: Nbets



Originally Posted by Elite View Post
So i have permission to talk about what i've been up to recently, I was recently accepted as a DMP member on discord, DMP stands for Discord Moderation Program, in essence members of this program are the members who moderate the official discord hypesquad servers, and other community servers.

Was a lot of work to get to this point, doing it for the experience and other stuff.

Oh damn, nice work!
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