So I just went through a heap of skating songs I downloaded from the Tony Hawk's games, and found this freaking gem.

If You Must - Del the Funky Homosapien

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=o0xDGXotGIE

His video isn't that good, but goddamn, the lyrics are pure genius and he sounds awesome.


It's important to practice good hygiene
At least if you wanna run with my team
I'm bout to get into some shit that I've seen
This fool's breath, I mean so bad it'll melt your ice cream
They say don't say nothing if you can't say nice things
Sittin too close to him it burned like my eyes sting
I try to be subtle, hand him a stick of gum
I was a victim of breath on him
Running his yap about what sets he from
Gotta get some gum gotta get him some
He turned it down, his teeth was brown
Excruciating for him and it was a new sensation
I had to ask the dope to pass the soap
Cuz his toe had the sniff of crustaceans
Or bathrooms in a bus station
He had a can of Olde E and some raisins
Amazing... head to toe B.O.
He didn't know, used to the fragrance
Just as the days went without bathing
He felt manly and not like a maiden
He had one dread, and fungus
Said he worked on peoples' toilets with plungers
Some girls lick the guy they're with tongues ya
So guys take your cue from this number

[CHORUS] (x2)
You gotta wash your ass, if you must
You gotta wash your hair, if you must
You gotta brush your teeth, if you must
Or else you'll be funkyyyyyyyy

Now at class you need total concentration
But there's kids in the back holdin conversations
Crackin on each other, and neither were poster boys
Both of em smell like the type that soap avoids
Coast and Joy, they leave their absence
One's fool's feet smelled like it struck some matchsticks
Brimstone, girls would never bring him home
I was laughin, then his friend raised his tone
And said, "Bud you rolled all over yourself" "Yeaaa."
I know some people your ass should be submerged
Like you need to deal with water cuz you smell like a turd
Wanna cap get some courage, your feet smell lurid
Well look it up
And while you're at it, get a cup
And squeeze the sweat out your sweatshirt and drink it or gargle
You get our vote for most stinkiest
That nigger started thinkin of shit, said I was frail
I said he was stale
Underarms is ripe
Undergarments tight, about to leap out your holy sweats
And we holdin bets, and after this I'm gonna collect
Nigger, check yourself
Respect yourself
And wash your motherfucking body 'fore your sweatshirt melt
Like radioactive, no lady find you attractive
The funk got you captive
You don't need a map bitch

[CHORUS] (x2)
You gotta wash your ass, if you must
You gotta wash your hair, if you must
You gotta brush your teeth, if you must
Or else you'll be funkyyyyyyyy

Funny that you'd post this after that "funky hygiene" conversation on mIRC the other day.

Weird song. Also; Tony Hawks is shit, get Skate 2.

Also - This shit doesn't touch pokemon.

This is why 90's rap destroys everything we have today. This guy could rap about anything he wanted, and make it awesome. No bitches, no ho's, no money, pimps or bling.

It was awesome, it rhymed and it was skillful.
Plus he actually had a good voice. Not the goddamn grunts that pass for male rappers these days.

^this man knows his stuff.

This is terrible, the lyrics too...

Del *Tha *Funkee Homosapien.

Now you know, AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE.

Do not trust youtube's naming of things. Ever.

Oh I don't.

Rofl, on Tony Hawk you could do kickflips in the air and the board will magically levitate back up to your feet! XD

Skate is actually realistic.

90s rap is awesome. The new rap talk about ho, money, and cars, is not real, and nor is it intelligient. The new rap is immature, crap, gay, too easy to make, annoying, and mass-produced. Eminem, Tupac, and Biggie Smalls kept their lyrics real at least. I do like a little bit of Ludacris and 50 Cent though lol.

The Tony Hawk series have always had some of the best soundtracks hands down, especially THPS1-THUG. Awesome song. :D