For the Christmas lottery, I received the opportunity to design and erect from the bowels of Tyzi, who is a girl, a custom 3D item. I am willing to relinquish my side of the creative process and sell that luxury if the price is right. Essentially, you'll get to work with the homiesexual staff in molding the most phallic item of your dreams and make it become a reality.

I will only be accepting USD.