Pick up lines omg i have so many ima do two now

.Are you a tornado cause you make my c**k rise

.Are you a fish cause you make my p*ssy wet
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like theres so many pickup lines and u can make some real fast the reason for this thread is just to see what pickup lines are for like to have fun or just to get a quick date or a quick laugh

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me instead?
Girl, you're hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning.
You wanna sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up?

Girl are haioz's pick up line thread? Because your existence is pointless.

hey girl, you're just an object and an accomplishment for me to acquire.
want to have unfulfilling sex and never speak again?

This thread has little room for discussion and is pretty low quality. In light of this, I am going to go ahead and close the thread before it gets worse.

PM me if you have questions or concerns please.

Also:
Please make sure to read the rules before making a thread.

o7