Toribash is an incredible FLAVOUR
Like the PARKOUR
There are a lot of kiss in PARIS
I'm waiting for an OASIS.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Tarlan got shrekt
O mae wa mou shindeiru.

hey hey hey
its fat albert

Roses are red
TK is dead
Aikido is gay
Bring back TK

A long time ago, i was young and so lovely,
Some time ago, i was an adolescent guy,
Yesterday, i had my first job and left it lol.
Wanna know why ? I just found a great fighting game.

Toribash it was called, hell yeah my big dude.
Tori and Uke, fighting in many user's mods,
That beatiful blood sport that i wont ever stop

Everydays, I play toribash really hard
It is my drug, my Weed, my LSD... My love !
I play Aikido , I play MSDSBUTWITHDICKSTHATKILLSYOU.TBM !
Banned with my first account, in the great zt's

Now on an alt, i keep playing boxshu.tbm
A day , I will probably go play in lenshu
Instead of staying playing in the aikido.
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I know its only 2 or 4 lines, it was just for joking
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So there's the true participation:

Toribash, a true lovely blood sport action game,
Aikido, boxshu, lenshu, tk or even wushu_epeen
Esported over all the world and over all the univers
I'm in love with this game, its my new gf.

Toribash poem.
Toribash shmoem.

Add some dp,
Place your bets,
Watch your heads,
Protect your necks,
Your sponsor lost,
It's big regrets,
All debating,
who's the best,
Who's a god,
And who gets rekt,
He bet his check,
Now he's in debt.

Roses are red,
Toribash is cool,
Some people say it aint,
But I dont really care.

TB was nice tb was quaint, But When i saw these replays
I thought maybe it ain't, because night after night
day after day I realized this is what happens,
when TB's MEMES GET TOO DANK...

i speak for everyone when i say
banning people is really gay.