I'll write down my life's story for you when I'm on the train tomorrow

Where are you going ?

My grandfather's farm, but the trains were all cancelled and I had to take the bus instead, so no Wi-Fi and no story at this hour.

No bus WI-FI? Oh god!

hi skulfuk

Trains got them Wi-Fi's, but the NSB (Norwegian State Railway) is über prone to fucking about, so at random intervals this whole summer, they have been shutting down several central railways.
As I write this, I'm on hold with the on the phone because their website offers literally no information on when the bus-for-train depart from the various stations.
The sheer incompetence of this company is mind-boggling.