my vote is oregon. because of every reason ever.

ps colorado where's your coast line?
oh yeah that's right

yea well oregon has crater lake. Just a gigantic hole in the ground. Why would you even want to live next to a giant hole? What are you, gay? LOL


Colorado has mountains. Mountains are fucking cool man. I would stain those mountaintops like everyday.

Fuck your couch vespesi3n

meteors liked oregon so much they wanted to crash into it and be best friends.

they were like in an aeroplane over the sea when they were flying
something like that

More like the ground hated Oregon so much it left and moved to Colorado to become mountains.

oh comely on man you know the ground can't move
you've passed your idiot exam

You would say that you two headed hipster. That's why Oregon sucks. It's filled with people like you. Why dont you go in an aeroplane and jump into the sea.

the ghost of your grandma didn't say that when i was banging her back in holland sometime around 1945

Sounds like the time I took off your sister's clothes and placed my fingers through the notches in her spine. She was bending herself towards the soothing because she wanted something warm and moving. If you know what I mean.

fuck your couch