ok i've seen fastest dismemberment and stuff and i didn't see any online and so i started this

i'll start it off with the only total dismemberment in online i've done

Just done one better:
I don't lose any part :P

indeed you did not lose a part and yours was probably better, but because we are going for speed i beat you by roughly 30 frames (figured by close examination) still cool replay

Here's two: first in 82 frames, second in 106

okay your first one wasn't a total dismemberment although amazingly fast, and your second one beats me by 24 frames congrats

What do you mean by "total dismemberment"? Because none of these are actually breaking every part of the body so i dont get what you mean.

seperating legs arms and head as fast as possible in multiplayer

Does this count? No leg DM though.

it does count and the frames it took were about 89 or so so i think that's the new record

Are we counting time as length to dq, or time to last break? I was counting total time for mine, and time to esse's dq is around 160 frames. The time for mine to finish breaking is around 85