<LJ> ohi
<LJ> i have returned
<Yasiou> haither
<LJ> so i herd u got a duck problem
<Yasiou> well actually lancer does
<LJ> oh
<LJ> well
<LJ> i also see lancer isnt hear
<LJ> so
<LJ> ill ask you the questions :|
<Yasiou> it ate him
<LJ> ic
<LJ> where can i find this duck
<Yasiou> well I'm pretty sure that it's are Sami right now
<Yasiou> since he attempted to force a magnet and a coat hanger into it
<LJ> its are?
<Yasiou> *after
<LJ> oh i see
<LJ> Sami
<Yasiou> my apologies
<LJ> you there?
<Yasiou> Im just so scared
<LJ> i need to find this duck
<LJ> nothing to worry 'bout, 'mam
<Yasiou> 'mam?
<Yasiou> ok then
<LJ> ye
<LJ> madam
<LJ> cause your a lady, right?
<Yasiou> I'm whatever you want me to be LJ? *wink*
<LJ> oh *wink*
<LJ> so
<LJ> YOUR THE DUCK THAT ATE LANCER
<LJ> sorry
<LJ> i meant you're
* LJ waits for a response
<Yasiou> RAGGLE FRAGGLE BLAAAAAAAAAAARGRHHHHHHH
<Yasiou> excuse me
<Yasiou> I had something in my throat
<LJ> you are excused
<LJ> HAY
<Yasiou> thank you
<LJ> DONT SWALLOW IT
<LJ> SPIT IT OUT
<LJ> YOU FAGGOT
<Yasiou> spit what out?
<Yasiou> >.>
<Yasiou> <.<
<LJ> you said you had something in your throat...
<Yasiou> errmm
<Yasiou> umm
<Yasiou> errr
<Yasiou> its, its nothing
<LJ> ORLY
<Yasiou> yes
<Yasiou> really
<LJ> let me see....
<LJ> open your mouth
<Yasiou> hey
<Yasiou> heey
<Yasiou> what are you doing
<Yasiou> get off me
<Yasiou> RAAAAPEEE
<LJ> no!
<LJ> lol
<Yasiou> RAAAAPPPPE
<LJ> LIEZ
<Yasiou> someone help
<LJ> STFU
<Yasiou> call the cops
<LJ> AND ACCEPT IT
<Yasiou> what are you doing
<LJ> something
<Yasiou> get that out of my mouth
<LJ> NO!
<Yasiou> I will never accept it
<Yasiou> NEVER
<LJ> ill stick it in there
<Yasiou> RAAAAPPPPE
<Yasiou> help
<LJ> SHUT UP
<LJ> shhhh
<Yasiou> no don
<LJ> keep it down
<Yasiou> t
<Yasiou> ok
<Yasiou> ok
* LJ pulls out a gun
<LJ> ok
<LJ> so
<LJ> stay calm
<Yasiou> *pant*
<LJ> and nobody gets hurt
<Yasiou> *pant*
<Yasiou> *pant*
<LJ> stop panting :|
<Yasiou> no
<Yasiou> no
<Yasiou> *pant*
<LJ> yes
<LJ> hay
<LJ> stop it
<Yasiou> *pant*
<Yasiou> *pant*
<LJ> or ill have to put a cap in you
<LJ> a cap from new york
<LJ> its actually a very nice cap
<Yasiou> rape me with a cap
<Yasiou> !?
<LJ> yes
<Yasiou> wtf is wrong with you
<LJ> wtf is wrong with you!
<LJ> swallowing people..
<Yasiou> what
<Yasiou> you being racist now?
<LJ> you should be ashamed of yourself
<LJ> maybe i am
<LJ> maybe i am
<Yasiou> a racist rapist omfg
<Yasiou> how did I get into this?
<LJ> what you gonna do about it
<LJ> you had to go and swallow lancer
<LJ> thats what you did
<Yasiou> what?
<Yasiou> I never ate lancer
<LJ> lancer.
<Yasiou> that was the duck
<LJ> well
<LJ> you are a duck
<Yasiou> ....
<Yasiou> ....
<Yasiou> n-n-no im not
<LJ> ye
<LJ> you are
<Yasiou> errr
<Yasiou> do I look like have feathers all over me?
<LJ> yes
<LJ> you do
<Yasiou> o.o
<Yasiou> i do
<Yasiou> ?
<LJ> ye
<Yasiou> shit
<LJ> have you looked in a mirror?
* Yasiou runs
<LJ> oshi
* LJ chases the duck
* LJ tackles the duck
<Yasiou> quack
<LJ> HAY
<Yasiou> quackquackquackquackquackquackquack
<LJ> :|
<Yasiou> get off me
<Yasiou> RAAAAPEEE
<Yasiou> HELP
<LJ> NO
<Yasiou> HEEEELPPP
<LJ> ACCEPT IT
<LJ> ACCEPT IT!
<Yasiou> he's trying to rape a duck
<Yasiou> LIKE WTF SOMEONE LOOK
<LJ> or ill put a new york cap in you
<Yasiou> I told you I'll never accept it
<LJ> yes
<LJ> you will learn to
<Yasiou> quackquackquackquack
<LJ> hay
<LJ> talk in english
<LJ> i dont know duckery
<Yasiou> quackquack quack quack quack quackquackquackquackquack
* LJ calls the duck translator
<LJ> hello?
<LJ> anybody there?
<LJ> hmm, guess he isnt home
<LJ> D:
<Yasiou> quackquacquackquack quackvquackquackquackquack
<Sami> quack.
<LJ> oshi
<LJ> ohay
<LJ> he is here
<Sami> hay
<LJ> Sam can you translate his duckery
<Yasiou> D:
<Yasiou> 2 rapists!?
<Yasiou> HELLPP
<LJ> ...
<Yasiou> SAvVVe me SOMEONE
<LJ> no, he is a translator, but now i wont need him seeing your speaking english
<LJ> now then
<Sami> ye, 2 lil kids are gonna rape you
<LJ> where did you hide lancer
<LJ> shh
<LJ> dont tell him that
<Yasiou> hah
<Yasiou> I has the proof
<LJ> you make him scared
* Yasiou replays tape
<LJ> OSHI
<LJ> NOOO
<Yasiou> <Sami> ye, 2 lil kids are gonna rape you
<Sami> ono
* LJ puts the new york cap in the duck
* LJ pins the duck down taking the tape recorder
<Yasiou> O.O
* LJ erases the tape
<Yasiou> QUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CCCCCCCKKKKKKKK
* LJ takes the cap out
<LJ> aha
<LJ> now you have no proof
<LJ> Sam, what did he just say?
<Yasiou> ;_;
<LJ> Sam?
<LJ> SAM?!?!
* LJ pushes Sam
<LJ> oshi
<LJ> he died...
<LJ> YOU MADE HIM DIE
<LJ> YOU KILLER
<Yasiou>
<Yasiou> now its your turn
<LJ> YOU KILLED TWO NOW
<LJ> huh?
<LJ> i dont see what you are saying...
* Yasiou leviates throwing LJ backwards
<LJ> oshi
<LJ> come back!
* Yasiou recites the Duck Death Cry
<LJ> NO
<Yasiou> now, you shall pay for your rapings
<LJ> NONONO
<LJ> YOU HAVE NO PROOF
<LJ> YOU CANT DO THIS
<Yasiou> I can
<Yasiou> and I will
<LJ> no
<LJ> you cant
* LJ pulls his gun out again
<LJ> this time
* Yasiou swiftly removes LJ's arm from his torso
<LJ> AHHHH
<Yasiou> ...
<LJ> jesus
<LJ> you must have watched too much star wars :|
<Yasiou> now, it is time
<LJ> you just missed and cut my hand off
<LJ> fgt
<Yasiou> I AM YOUR FATHER!!!
<LJ> :|
<Sami> ohi i'm back from the dead
<LJ> NO
<Sami> wuts up
<LJ> THATS IMPOSSIBLE
<LJ> ohay
<LJ> thats
<LJ> THATS IMPOSSIBLE
<LJ> too
* Sami stabs Yasiou with a carrot
<Yasiou> stupid translator doesnt die ^.-
<LJ> oshi
<Yasiou> ah crap
<LJ> good work sami
<Yasiou> you bastardd
<LJ> you took his powers away with that carrot
* Yasiou falls to the ground
* LJ steps on the ducks neck
<LJ> now then
<Sami> LJ.. he lied. he's actually urmom..
<LJ> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<LJ> THATS IMPOSSIBLE
<Yasiou> screw you Sami
<Yasiou> *gasp*
<Yasiou> *gasp*
<Yasiou> *gasp*
<Yasiou> *die*
<Sami>
<LJ> yay
<LJ> wait
<LJ> no
<LJ> thats not good
<LJ> now we dont know where lancer is :|
<Sami> is the duck still alive?
<LJ> i....dont think so
* LJ pokes the duck
<Sami> onoes
<Narrator> And now that is where we leave our two unliekly rapist heros
<Narrator> with lancer's location still a mystery, will they ever find out the truth?
<Narrator> Join us next time, in epic not scripted #toriguru chat


that was fun
and this time, it had the special guest appearance of Sami

epic sequel tiem pl0x

oh god win
moar >:O

this was kinda a sequel, but not related at all to the first one, heres the other one : http://forum.toribash.com/showthread.php?t=34953

God, that is so awesome. I laughed through most of it. Very cool guys.

Yasiou makes everything epic
oh LJ and Sam too :P

*pant*
*pant*
*pant*

Fixed.

And, epic it was. By far. =D