Toribash
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Very Important Update: KingBosh is Evo's Collective Left Tesitcle
I told mr. saibaba I was "the bestest evo" and he, in his most lucid and benevolent exactitude, did correct me.


also sorry for missing your party i was mostly dead in 2013.

edit- also i cant spell

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If you are one of the balls of evo....then who is the other ball? *ponders*
[eVo]|Order of Taekkyon|2007
very important update updated! version 1.0.4! Pastblaster edition!

I saw some of my old private messages. There was one sent from Nirs in 2009. I won't post the entire message here, but the gist of it is... he broke up with me. I remember even back then I had no idea what he was talking about. Apparently he thought I was angry with him, and he was very disappointed in me.

Here is the best line that perhaps captures the general tone of his communique:
Originally Posted by Nirs
But when i saw you with shovel i got a bit of disappointment. I dont know how explain ..... like girlfriend is unfaithful. Shovel is tabu for me and i rly HATE all shovelers.... =/

It's from so long ago... yet I am awash with guilt and remorse anew! IM SO SORRY NIRS I WAS NEVER MAD AT U I LUVS U 4EVER ILL NEVER SHOVEL AGAIN

Thank you for listening. I feel a litter better now.
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No. It's too painful...


Update version 1.0.meh. Dead Horse Beatdown!

Bored? Nobody online? Stay productive by dicking around in singleplayer with these random challenges I made up for myself once.

1. Taekkyon decap
Difficulty: Easy

/set mod taekkyon.tbm
First four turns:
T1: extend ankles, hips, abs. contract knees
-space-
T2: contract hips
-space-
T3: nuffin
-space-
T4: extend knees. Uke should dm between abs and glutes.
Now decap uke before time runs out. points for creativity.

2. Long Range Punch
Difficulty: Hard

/set mod default
/set engagedistance 1000
Break off a hand in whichever way you see fit.
Throw hand at Uke, achieving his decapitation. Hand is NOT allowed to be in grabby mode when it hits Uke.

moar later
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If you think the class would enjoy them, then certainly.



wtf is up with editing sp replays nowadays... I finally got a good rocket punch, wanted to make sexy pose at end, hit E key, everything glitched out... again.

anyway... more silliness


3. But I'm Not Touching It
Difficulty: Moderate

find a mod with hold-able weapons (eg katanaikdodual.tbm)
set a small dojo
leap out of dojo, using holdable weapons to maneuver outside
get back in and score a hit before time runs out.

for more challenge find mods with only single/heavy weapon. Or try to make a complete circle around uke first. Or more gravity.

4. Crushercogs Inanity
Difficulty: ??
/set mod crushercogs.tbm
/set engagedistance 800 or so. (or -800)
grab cogs
use cogs to fling uke at tori. adjusting dm thresh is necessary.

There's not really a defined goal with this one. Usually I just try to make it look cool and not dm myself. I once tried to turn this into a multiplayer game, but I couldn't get it to be fair. Too easy for tori to dodge. Was fun, tho.

Should make this into a contest... Winner gets to be the right nut of eVo!
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