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[Chess] The Rofl Raffle
Brought to you by [Chess]!


This is a small raffle in which the participants must pay a small fee in order to enter for a chance to win a nice prize!
The fee you ask?

MAKE US LAUGH!

That's right, to enter our raffle you must make me and my members laugh.
It can be a picture, video, quote, saying, or any other kind of humor.
You are allowed an attempted entry once every four hours. This gives you a total of 42 tries at entering.
We will recognise only winning and invalid entrees. If you were ignored, then you can attempt again once four hours has past.

PRIZE
Hunter force
Hunter relax
10,000

RULES
Stay within forum rules and regulation.
Racism, sexism, or other forms of offensive behavior or actions will not be tolerated.
Do not steal funnies from other participants.
Large images (exceeding 800 pixels of width or height) should be contained in spoilers.
You are only allowed to post a new attempts once per every four hour period. We don't need spam.

Failure to follow these rules may result in you being blacklisted from this event.

JUDGES
Chess clan members.

END DATE
Two weeks from this post.
(Thursday 3:00 / 3:00AM GMT -0)

ENTREES
Katsudon
Natejas
ago2808
papasmurfa
Th3CrAzY
Temperature
Zus
aakash555
Dose
Wolfe
trikskier
TheE4RTH
xboltx
Joboman
Acesonnall


BLACKLIST
-

Good luck!
Last edited by Shmevin; Apr 20, 2012 at 01:10 PM.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
^ You guys suck at poems.......
I'm so much better!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
GET IN, THE VAN.
Hi.
Janis: I hope my son does not die during night.
Guntis: What is "hope"?
Janis: Yes. I know what you say.
Guntis: No. I am serious. What is hope?
Janis: In truth, I do not know.


Knock knock
Who’s there?
Latvian.
Latvian who?
Please open door. Its cold



What do you call a deeply burnt food item in your lunch that is not recogonizable?
UFO: Unidentified Fried Object.





Teacher: What is the first month?
Student: January
Teacher: What is the second month?
Student: February
Teacher: What is the tenth month?
Student: Delivery


the most funnest XD :

Why blondes climb over a window?
they want to see the other side




Roses are red
sky is blue
i want you in bed
if you know what i mean


What is the difference between a blonde and a UFO?
There have been sightings of UFOs.
Last edited by Th3CrAzY; Apr 7, 2012 at 12:33 AM.
All entres that put more than one and ignored the rules are deemed invalid please read the rules in that you may post ONE joke every 4 hours, thank you, also all other entrees are being discussed...
Wanna play some [CHESS]? <3
mines a little bit late but I hope I can still win (Right click and go to the link to see it bigger I TOOK THE PICTURE btw)
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A 70-year-old widow decides that she needed to be remarried. So she puts an ad in the paper saying:
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The next day, the doorbell rang. Expecting it to be a husband, the widow jumps up and opens the door. There was a man in a wheelchair with no arms or legs.
"You don't really expect me to marry you, do you?" asks the widow.
"Of cource I do." he replies.
"But you have no arms." states the widow.
"Therefor, I can't hit or beat you." says the man.
"But you have no legs." states the widow.
"Therefor, I can't walk out on you." says the man.
"Are you still good in bed?" asks the widow.

The man cocked an eyebrow and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
Babies
Why did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

answer:

Quitting toribash dawg

Fail




What did 1 Ocean say to the other Ocean?

^Hehe Trice, you clever boy! I've seen that pic from you before.


You know what I like in a girl?

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