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[swg] $$$$swaggalicious$$$
swaggalicious

clan story:
every other clan fucking sucks so i choose to make a good clan


no requirements other than swaq

memebers:
cole
swaggy
kowlas
natejas
papasmurfa

Application
age:
shoe brand you're wearing atm:
skin color:
how many bitches u fucked:
how much you bench:
where u from:
favorite musicians:


what your app shouldn't look like:
age: 13 QUEER
shoe brand you're wearing atm: toms HUGE FUCKING FAGGOT
skin color: white YOU'RE ADOPTED
how many bitches u fucked:none yet XDDDD LOL FUCKING HUGEMEGA PUSSY
how much you bench: i dont bench its unhealthy does it slip out
where u from: canada "what?"
favorite musicians: pink floyd, the beatles and nickelback YOUR POOP, DOES IT SLIP OUT UR ASSHOLE WHEN U STAND UP FROM SO MUCH GAY SEX, FAGGOT?

REJECTED.

goodluck applying guys

ps. u get +++ points if you replace 'g's with 'q's

Last edited by swaggy; May 1, 2012 at 05:08 AM.
Application
age: 17
shoe brand you're wearing atm: Jordans
skin color: Caucasian
how many bitches u fucked: 100's
how much you bench: 160 Lbs
where u from: Canadia
favorite musicians: Black men

i qot mad $wag let me in pl0xxx
I OWE MILLIONS
Originally Posted by Cole View Post
Application
age: 17
shoe brand you're wearing atm: Jordans
skin color: Caucasian
how many bitches u fucked: 100's
how much you bench: 160 Lbs
where u from: Canadia
favorite musicians: Black men

hyfr u in my nigg
age: 11
shoe brand you're wearing atm: vans
skin color: black
how many bitches u fucked:11
how much you bench:11
where u from:11
favorite musicians:11

i doesn't afraid of anything
piss
age: 8
shoe brand you're wearing atm: nike
skin color: translucent
how many bitches u fucked:-5
how much you bench:-4
where u from: iunno
favorite musicians: chinegro music

I want to be a part of this awesome clan.

Edit: If you dun want me in your so cool awesome kewl c00lsauce clan, I'm applying for single ally.
the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
age: 56
shoe brand you're wearing atm: dicks
skin color: purple?
how many bitches u fucked: your mom
how much you bench: 3
where u from: moon
favorite musicians: i can

I GET IN PLOX JA?
age: 11$waqqarificTeen
shoe brand you're wearing atm:Nike $waq'$
skin color: $waq
how many bitches u fucked: 2x $waq^2
how much you bench:200 $waq'$
where u from:$wag'merica
favorite musicians:$waqqaliciou$ $waq
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