My name is xzasdeded
doesn't care if not invited
ur dick is small related
u just dont know me, my popularity's faded
i know a girl named lucy
she love to eat sushi
i had to let her go cuz she wouldn't give up the coochie
but thats besides the point
her cooking was on point
she got em big thangs i like to play with them joints
burned ur house with this rhyme
paid for you a bigger one cus im rich
you said you banged my girl a thousand time?
feels brand new after the first inch
give this shit a thumbs up
yeah give this shit a thumbs up
i dont know what this about
ur mixtape is fucked up
i aint got bars i got fucking panels
your fag ass be rockin em chanel
go apply for american next top model
got these 40 dollars air j sandals
place em paint sprays cus i am a vandal
dont look at these rhymes it could be fatal
you hear that hotline bling?(ey)
your hoe is calling
fuck that bitch with a condom
std she giving be random
i know you on that 1d fandom


but im not a rapper

It's been sixty eight minutes but it only takes 1
To tear you to shreds n now I'm having some fun
You think that you're in the game
In reality you don't hold a flame, to me
Cuz you're weak such a geek worse than deak don't even speak
Just listen, as I flatten you out
Much like I did to wapow
Do you still wanna do this now?

Just stop
it's past your bed time look at the clock
It's tickin, oh shit it's a bomb
Explodes like Islam
When Donald trump starts singin his song
Your service is worse than
A waiter on a tennis court
Causin you hurtin'
cause his words sting like an urchin
Shakin the earth like I'm toph
Yeah I rock, but I ain't blind
Wonder where I get my lines?
Shit comes straight from the dome, some call it the mind
Dimma light cuz nobodies home
Pick up the phone, it's green
Recievers pink and it won't even ring
I'm drinkin a Cosmo while I enjoy the spring
Speakin of spring we jumpin ahead
Like tigger, but they callin me Kanga instead
Pinned a tail on a Donkey he's fed
Up with our shenanigan
Killed le Cuz we are taliban
I'm horribly shocked, by static
That we could handle that
Prayin now cuz we are monks, thought we established it
Obey us or we will blow UP, the whole establishment
Ressurect bodies and, we killin em with shotties
Hit em in the belly and now they doin Pilates
Feelin like I ganged too kill the teletubbies
Callin me dipsy
we're a little tipsy
Chillin wit my homie sparky
And then it fuckin hits me
I am feelin the vibe
And statics barely stayin alive
It sparked and fizzled
And then I heard a whistle
It's over
Do you regret?
You reject
I get em out like eject
Bet you're feelin dejected
I'm calm and collected
Drop the Mic, now I'm out

You've been corrected

I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's the number.













Sike! Wrong number !

You're welcome
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Look look,
We all know who runs this place, he has ace on the table so give him space.
You can't be better than me, I'll count to three before I dub thee the worst rapper in the universe.
I don't need some massive ass look lingo to sing this thingo, I cook you guys up like I cook fries up,
I won't do a collab just take a hit from my dab, I'm an Aussie, a true blue spirit, my rhymes are better than yours you better fear it.
I don't need a gun or a pack of gangtas to see that your shits so weak I'm at my peak.
Put a hole in your chest, no regrets, Rap has Eminem, Swizz and Dizzy but ain't no body as clean as me. Spitting these rhymes with no time, you're a 12 year old looking at me like you're hungry, Humpty Dumpty.
I'll knock yo wall down till you drop, bust a cap in your ass to make you stop, keep up with your gay ass raps but you haven't seen me yet, I'm not on the attack, wack.

Listen up Litre,
You mighta started this thread but I'm the real leader
I'm turnin up the volume n blowin out the speakers
Heard yo dick was so small, about a centimeter
Now you're sittin ova there n wishin you could please her

Even AUStralia ain't as dangerous as me
Touch me wit yo finga and u would prolly bleed
This thread is mine, so ima take the lead
First things first litre I'm the NEW king

Ima gentrify ya m8
Renovate instantiate the hate it's great
And I'm killin kids wit words, It's a peace of cake

Your rhymes are wack IM on attack
You're feelin bad cuz skills you lack
Stockpile and Im spittin up my stacks
Cuz I've relapsed on mean rap,
and I wonder if you've seen that
Losin all my cash like OJ when he gave gambling a stab
Or a slice doesn't matter do it twice
I'm super high on life, wait
That MIGHT just be the weed from the other night

I can see it on your face that you're a little rattled
Feel a little queasy? Maybe you should just scedaddle
Feelin real uneasy?
That's prolly Cuz I killed your vibe I think Ive won the battle

10/10 Grim wins

I give you that, but your shits wack, make more sense instead of being on the attack.
I'm not black, I act like my shits phat but I don't need to be OG to see that you believe in me. I have followers in packs while you sit there smoking those stacks. I am the real king I own this thread, shut the fuck up before I take your head.
You aint nothing, stop trying, I believe in your shit like pigs flying, stop trying.
I have so much skill, I can pay my bills, you're on the doll because all you do is smoke poll.
You're names Grim but you're acting like a Sim, society's controlling your actions, distractions.
I get B's on my report card and I'm still smoking fourthgaurd.
I can make up word because I'm higher than the power, I got rhymes that make your shit cower.
I'll go down, I'm about to get weed, I'll own your shit while you hide behind thee.

Grims got skills
All he does is pills
Watchout for his spills
He's a major kill
ready to be sealed

Sorry didnt want to kill you in just one bar
knowing that if you tried you wouldent go far
thinking back to the day you were diagnosed a retard

I beat you down to below the dirt
6 feet under now i know that hurt
Sorry your girls a flirt
She showed me what's under the skirt

Your clans obey
Get ready to betray
You bout to find yourself a stray

Obviously,
You don't understand all of my references
Clever lines don't seem to be part of your preferences
Litre, I'm lookin at you
I mentioned Stevie Wonder and Fairly odd parents too
Avatar, teletubbies, and Winnie the pooh
I mentioned Static, Monk, Donkey, and le
I also mentioned volume cuz it goes with your name
Also Pokemon and Oj and the loss of his fame

Can't forget sparky and Vibe
Right about now you're understandin my lines
Now onto you
Stop tryna lecture me like you're such a guru
If I really wanted to I could fuckin consume you,
Like darkness and nunu
Yeah that shit is my soul food
I'm not done yet this is only the prelude

You are not a life coach
So stop tellin me what I need to do,
First look at you
I'm not gonna try,
To make you feel shitty inside
Or water your eyes
But if we're keeping score the scores 100 to 5
For me, cuz I win every time I speak
Don't be dissapointed that you can't dethrone the king

I think we need some judges to end this feud
The scoring should include
Flow and cleverness, and insults and references
Cuz static is losing fuel
And litre is repetitive, not really competitive

In fact I'm dissapointed cuz u guys are lacking originality
Come back down to earth and get a grip on reality
Thinkin you can trump me is a motherfucking fallacy
I'm a presidential candidate when it comes to rap and shit
Born with a gift I call strong work ethic
And now I'm gonna end this bit

As my lines become more redundant
per the fact that i'm eternally triumphant
Keepin my throne is my natural incumbent
Don't need Google for this shit I can just keep it comin

Why i said "Cheetah you better love this". You kidding me, I can't rap. :/ im white.